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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 3

    Man Not Sure Why Girlfriend Having Him Hang Cluster Of Empty Picture Frames But Willing To Go With It https://trib.al/Q1JJSxO pic.twitter.com/2Fa3YsoNNC

    8:54 AM - 3 Jun 2018
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    22 replies 210 retweets 2,288 likes
      1. @Ronski‏ @PhillyRonski1 Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just do what she says and no one gets hurt

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      1.  🦇 🎃 And*BOO* Strangler  👻 🐍‏ @yawetag Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wives, too, @TheOnion.pic.twitter.com/eTC7fufTJj

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      1. nanamused‏ @nanamused Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s to balance the room with all the throw pillows.

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      1. Tanya -- Love Wins 1Corin.13:6‏ @amore_sun Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Here I fixed it: Girlfriend and family are concerned about man obsessed with hanging clusters of empty picture frames

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      1. Crayoh‏ @crayoh Jun 3
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        That's so Pinterest 2013.

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      1. Todd Hollfelder‏ @todd_hollfelder Jun 5
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        It's called art!

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      1. Sohan‏ @Sohan27585546 Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maybe he should fill those frames with honesty , true love , trust and happiness.

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'd say these are going to be great for Stills from our Porn Video's, Ok!!!, you can stop now, lol

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      1. Rob‏ @RobbyFresh513 Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bro....go check that bitchz birth control STAT!

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      1.  🌍 Gus Posey‏ @gus_posey Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion @questar1959_ron

        I want to understand this joke and cannot, and am uncertain as to what to search for more information.

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      1. Michele‏ @Auntmickawicka Jun 3
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        anything to get a little spanky for his hang down

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jun 3
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        ...and now you know why! A MAGA hat wearer Celeste said.pic.twitter.com/eOqpqbPZBQ

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      1. CypresHeadRanch‏ @CypresHeadRanch Jun 3
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        When they marry he will learn the secret. But by then it will be too....

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      1. András Kühn‏ @eyewitness4560 Jun 3
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        Mine made me render it in blender, but the principle's the same...

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      1. Very Important Quotes‏ @nobodysaidthat_ Jun 3
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        You know what they say, if there’s no picture in the frame then it’s just a square and sometimes a rectangle.

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      1. universe‏ @707_norma Jun 3
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        Because he loves her

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      1. Noel Patrick‏ @citizen_snips19 Jun 3
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        @CharCharBinks14

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      1. Roast‏ @Dillroast Jun 3
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        He forgot his level

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