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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 2

    Construction Union Seeks To Reduce Incidence Of Accidents Involving Babies Crawling On Steel I-Beams https://trib.al/AsuJXy0 pic.twitter.com/xyjgHsPyMQ

    7:10 PM - 2 Jun 2018
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    • petri tirkkonen Doug Dolan not dr. chalupa Ausgino Savage of the six paths Onetoeup Tiny Timmins Dookey mitchell jacob
    68 replies 289 retweets 2,680 likes
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      2. "Moe" Maestas‏ @RepMoe Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We should enforce the baby beam laws already on the books. #gunrights #NRA #2ndamendment

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
      3. (((Noah Seligman)))‏ @NoahSeligman Jun 3
        Replying to @RepMoe @TheOnion

        the only thing that stops a bad baby on an I-Beam is a good baby on an I-Beam

        1 reply 3 retweets 18 likes
      4. "Moe" Maestas‏ @RepMoe Jun 3
        Replying to @NoahSeligman @TheOnion

        Classic.

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
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      2. Mike Gargano‏ @mgargano Jun 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i blame the looney tunes generation

        3 replies 0 retweets 34 likes
      3. Jeanne Marie Möller‏ @jmmoller1 Jun 2
        Replying to @mgargano @TheOnion

        That would be my generation! We are still laughing! 🤣🤣🤣

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      2. Chris McLuckie‏ @ChrisMcLuckie Jun 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        These unnecessary regulations are going to push prices higher.

        1 reply 1 retweet 39 likes
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      1. Sparklepuff  ✨ 🌫‏ @Sparklepuff2 Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion @HerProdigalSon

        That baby is NOT wearing it's personal protective gear! Steel toed boots, hardhat, Kevlar gloves, orange vest, harness, safety glasses...It's violating policy! Send the baby back outside the perimeter to get all it's gear on & dock it for being late. Write it up for forgetting

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      2. Unified Contractors Inc‏ @UContractorsInc Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        SWEET PEA!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Unified Contractors Inc‏ @UContractorsInc Jun 3
        Replying to @UContractorsInc @TheOnion

        Ok fine “Swee’ Pea!” #popeyevoice

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Film Toilet‏ @FilmToilet Jun 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mr. Magoo called in to consult.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Andy Glowaty‏ @aglowaty Jun 3
        Replying to @FilmToilet @TheOnion

        2AZ2SSWAA1Wwz222ZA

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      4. Film Toilet‏ @FilmToilet Jun 3
        Replying to @aglowaty @TheOnion

        Um...huh?

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      1. Cat‏ @UnCoolMom0403 Jun 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank goodness someone’s finally reining in this out of control national problem!

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      1. SFPatriot‏ @sfpatriot Jun 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        These babies are already required to wear hard hats. Construction managers need to enforce that requirement!😀

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      1. Literal Vampire Potbelly Goblin‏ @tie_cravatta Jun 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is why we need unions people who else will protect our children

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      2. Kevin Matboo‏ @Matviw Jun 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jesus that baby is probably shitting itself

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      3. Benjamin Alan James‏ @imsaffor Jun 3
        Replying to @Matviw @TheOnion

        Babies tend to do that.

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      4. Kevin Matboo‏ @Matviw Jun 3
        Replying to @imsaffor @TheOnion

        Seems unlikely

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      1. Olen‏ @OlenAtTheRouge Jun 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #NotMyUnion

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