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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 2

    Historians Say It Still A Mystery How People In Ancient Times Didn’t Just Go Crazy And Kill Themselves https://trib.al/UMvUdnn pic.twitter.com/8Ln3DDvS4k

    4:32 PM - 2 Jun 2018
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    • Emma 👄☀️🦋 and 412 others Moshe Njema Mortdechai 𝕾𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖉 Erin Levon Jody Williams Juan Jose Borjas beccertini
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      1. Elyse Eidman-Aadahl‏ @ElyseEA Jun 2
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        As will future historians say about us.

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      1.  🔥 🚨Event HoriXZ0n 🚨 🔥‏ @HoriXZ0n Jun 2
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        okay but.... actually tho

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      1. Matt Zahn‏ @mattzahnsports Jun 2
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        They didn't have the stress of worrying about living too long

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      1. Mar  🍀‏ @DuaneMarlane Jun 2
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        Well, they’re all dead now, so explain that Historians

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      1. Tim Zurek‏ @groucho930 Jun 2
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        This is great. When I saw this headline I laughed my ass off for about three minutes straight.

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      1. Leon Jacyna‏ @LeonJacyna Jun 3
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        The hope that someone would invent the internet kept them going.

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      1. John kraken@thekraken. com‏ @woolhouse_johna Jun 4
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        Busy killing others

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      1. Roberto Pavan‏ @PavanRobertoA Jun 2
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        They had everyone else to do it for them.

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      1. Peapod  🎃 🎃 🎃‏ @WendyMichele48 Jun 2
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        @brominski @colbywinters

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      1. Jordana Lipscomb‏ @jordanalipscomb Jun 2
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        They took lots of Prozac

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      2. Loudmouth Reviewer‏ @LoudmouthR Jun 2
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        Umm they went crazy and killed each other all the time back then

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      1. Tramaynewilliams‏ @Tramaynewillia1 Jun 9
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        G vCXqg😟😉😙😋

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      1. Sohan‏ @Sohan27585546 Jun 4
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        Maybe the term sui***e wasnt famous enough.😅

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      1. Layvi Litton‏ @LayviLitton Jun 3
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        They had purpose in self, religion, country.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jun 3
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        ...or, Suicide was a widespread occurrence in antiquity. Elise Garrison said that many ancient suicidal victims, “[were] determined to regain lost honor and restore equilibrium to society”.

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