Strong, independent Cherry Tomato who don’t need no man leaps from plate in gesture of defiance
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I hate that little creep. Get on my fork!
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Watson liked his peas whole.
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That's because there's no more lettuce to hold it in place. A profound metaphor.
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"The thin plastic fork clearly bears none of the blame" says spokesperson for thin plastic forks.
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@chriskmaloy did you write this - 1 more reply
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That's why they invented chopsticks! Lol!
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Lmao so true
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Channel your inner Norman Bates.....you will prevail!
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Why I cut those buggers in half! Use your knife!
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Last Cherry Tomato In Salad Surprised It Didn't Get Tossed Out Of Salad Like Every All The Other Cherry Tomatoes Because They Are Vile Capsules Of Satan's Jizz.
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It can't defeat opposable thumbs.
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That’s a grape tomato
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