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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 2

    Man Unsure How To Expose Self To Woman He Likes Without Coming Off As A Creep https://trib.al/01tF91x pic.twitter.com/P0WT5tFHUk

    8:38 AM - 2 Jun 2018
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    • peepy t 🍍💍 Hector Jimmy Jump posh spice lewis Marcus HighSchoolerJim Phillip Hancock Cory Booker's "tears of rage"
    34 replies 209 retweets 1,461 likes
      1. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey Jun 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “The first time I showed her my junk—man, that’s a story we’ll be telling our grandkids! I want it to be *right*...”

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      2. Bobby X‏ @CasablancaRic Jun 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @vasego1 Jon! If only he had read your book BIRTHDAY Man!

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. E_Basabe‏ @E_Basabe Jun 2
        Replying to @CasablancaRic @TheOnion @vasego1

        No matter what you do, you will still be a creep.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Bobby X‏ @CasablancaRic Jun 2
        Replying to @E_Basabe @TheOnion @vasego1

        Like Seth MacFarlande!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. The Colon‏ @thecolonnews Jun 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's over thinking it. Try this:https://www.thecolonnews.com/single-post/2018/05/31/ExhibitionistPhotocopies …

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      1. dragonsmark‏ @Dragons_Mark Jun 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If she likes you, not a creep. If she doesn't like you, creep. No other factors are involved. That's the only criteria.

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      1. nick spanolios‏ @nick_spanolios Jun 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that Hugh Jackman?

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      1. Austin‏ @AustinJ5555lini Jun 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Story of my life. Which is decades...

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      1. Connor Ehlers‏ @connor_fp Jun 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Classic conundrum.

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      1. @davesfolly.com‏ @Coin_Doctors Jun 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @MojoEnvy

        Just do it ™pic.twitter.com/ClgQ3Xq9kv

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      1. JessicaEsther‏ @sonnyhunnychile Jun 2
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        When she says “So let’s see what we’re working with here”

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      1. Holly Gross‏ @lumoojatar21 Jun 2
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        I never realized how romantic that could be.

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      1. Kuno‏ @SailorSupernova Jun 2
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        Why does he look like Hugh Jackman's slimy older brother?

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      1. Christian Davis‏ @davisachristian Jun 2
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        @selenagomez

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      1. Ms Fisher‏ @Iwillnotfall Jun 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Usually, the biggest creep is the one who feels quite confident in exposing himself. Given, that's only by degrees, though.

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      2. Simeon Beresford‏ @SimeonBeresford Jun 2
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        Be confident, be forthright. Just lay it out on the table.

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      1.  👁️ 🚐‏ @eyevanj75 Jun 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hahaha! I be damn...

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      2. Eastman “Pressman Easter” Presser‏ @EastmanPresser Jun 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @HardcoreHarpist

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      3. Caitlin Mehrtens‏ @HardcoreHarpist Jun 2
        Replying to @EastmanPresser @TheOnion

        Classic

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