It’s truly scary that stories on the onion are becoming entirely plausible
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FYI, The Onion predicted Trump back on November 7, 2012.
#NovoOnionSeclorumhttps://www.google.com/amp/s/politics.theonion.com/after-obama-victory-shrieking-white-hot-sphere-of-pure-1819595330/amp …
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They just saved $130,000.00.
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She already looks sad.
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They’ve got the latex part right.
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Which old mommy? Their biological mommy, the mommy of their other sister, or mommy who wants to leave right now?
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Funny, but a bit mean...
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Weird Science
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We'll call her Melanka
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Those trump boys.....such thoughtful little angels. They must get it from their mom; whoever that is.
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How long do bruises take to heal?
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...You're trying way too hard and it's not working, at least not very well.
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Free Melania.
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Crazy enough to work
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Her expression is on point !
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Hahaha!!
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Not funny!
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