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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 1

    Trump Boys Construct Fake Melania For Lonely Father To Spend Time With https://trib.al/jgFxDbF pic.twitter.com/Ukye5y9Acj

    11:52 AM - 1 Jun 2018
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    Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump
    109 replies 1,769 retweets 8,489 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Dave‏ @PFOButtonPusher Jun 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        I'm not a Trump fan in the least, but I cannot dig on the FLOTUS. Her life is bad enough life as it is.

        5 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. Lora Celeste‏ @LoraCeleste Jun 1
        Replying to @PFOButtonPusher @TheOnion and

        She signed on for this crap and is also complicit. I could care less what happens to her.

        6 replies 0 retweets 76 likes
      4. Jared‏ @cmnd_ctrl Jun 1
        Replying to @LoraCeleste @TheOnion and

        Couldn't* As in you care so little you could not possibly care less.

        2 replies 0 retweets 37 likes
      5. David Stevens‏ @davidrstevens Jun 2
        Replying to @cmnd_ctrl @LoraCeleste and

        No, Americans generally use the nonsensical 'could care less'.

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Jared‏ @cmnd_ctrl Jun 2
        Replying to @davidrstevens @LoraCeleste and

        Yes, and I'm trying to correct the problem. I'm American, by the way.

        0 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
      7. End of conversation
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      2. george‏ @Geo77ge Jun 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        The fake Melania the boys have constructed looks just like Kim Kardashian ..... Doh!pic.twitter.com/qpfq8nSN8p

        1 reply 0 retweets 24 likes
      3. Ruben Vega‏ @rubendelavega11 Jun 1
        Replying to @Geo77ge @TheOnion and

        This guy has not shame! An orange prison suit would suit him just right!

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Nigerian Embassy‏ @NigerianEmbassy Jun 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @chachina and

        @theonion art department deserves a Pulitzer for this image

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Patti Mulligan  🔬 ✊🏽‏ @chachina Jun 1
        Replying to @NigerianEmbassy @TheOnion and

        pic.twitter.com/5WhUSa4eDi

        0 replies 2 retweets 3 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Derp State Hillbot Snowflake Jim 🤖‏ @Hellhound911 Jun 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        Here, I constructed a new @therealroseanne so trumpanzees still have something to look at now that her shows canceled.pic.twitter.com/KcnxazwBCV

        3 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      3. C‏ @Ksodeeya Jun 1
        Replying to @Hellhound911 @TheOnion and

        Eww. Someone I know would describe that mess as looking like “trouser chili”. Roseanne used to make loose meat sandwiches. What the heck are loose meat sandwiches?pic.twitter.com/uCLr5WprJA

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Derp State Hillbot Snowflake Jim 🤖‏ @Hellhound911 Jun 1
        Replying to @Ksodeeya @TheOnion and

        I might have an idea what those loose meat sandwiches are.... Ew.pic.twitter.com/ZtrqVCjuL1

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. C‏ @Ksodeeya Jun 1
        Replying to @Hellhound911 @TheOnion and

        Omg. Brain bleach...brain bleach! 😵pic.twitter.com/40YMJTYhzJ

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Ruben Vega‏ @rubendelavega11 Jun 1
        Replying to @Ksodeeya @Hellhound911 and

        Poor child!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. FUNTIMES USA‏ @funtimesusa Jun 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        pic.twitter.com/dNRyWAry4r

        0 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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      2. fran-pire‏ @TrophyUncle Jun 1
        Replying to @marzipansy @TheOnion and

        good

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Amanda Brennan‏ @amanduhbrennan Jun 1
        Replying to @TrophyUncle @marzipansy and

        Um we didn’t give them permission to use our prop

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. 1ps‏ @tweet1hz Jun 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        lol @ the frowny plate-face.

        0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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      1. iceberg21‏ @iceberg171 Jun 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        If this was true, trump probably wouldn’t even notice that it’s a fake Melania.

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