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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 1

    Botanic Garden Forced To Euthanize Rose Bush That Pricked Child https://trib.al/KjoFDMC pic.twitter.com/te00oQ3bGT

    10:19 AM - 1 Jun 2018
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    25 replies 325 retweets 1,492 likes
      1. Jeffrey‏ @Jeffrey_reads Jun 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There are no bad Rose's. Only bad rose growers.

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      1. "Sonny Bubba" Junebug Johnson‏ @Capm_Merica Jun 1
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        journalist under scrutiny for using the phrase "pricked child"

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      1. the empathic narcissist.‏ @SeauxAppalled Jun 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I blame the parents.

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      2. Maire Sublime‏ @mairesublime Jun 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        To be fair, I didn't want the rose bush put down, my kid's got to learn somehow. But the government heard about it and one thing led to another and then the lobbies got involved and now the Protect Against Horticultural Provocation Act (PAHPA) is banning rose bushes everywhere.

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      1. rob cooper‏ @crcooprob Jun 1
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        Once they get the taste of human blood...

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Jun 1
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        Area cactus not happy.

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      1. Michael Flannagan‏ @MickyFlauuagau Jun 1
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        Was it Barron, in the White House Rose Garden? Is Trump going to take a flame thrower to rose bushes to be sure no elite white child will never be pricked again?

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      2. Guanabgood‏ @Ms1K52 Jun 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can we do this to school shooters? Just euthanize them on the spot with their guns in their hands.

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      2.  🔥Zooltopia_ran zohar‏ @Zultopia1 Jun 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What no sentence?

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      3. Byung Kyu Park‏ @bkpark Jun 1
        Replying to @Zultopia1 @TheOnion

        no 5th-amendment protection.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Cris Oliveira‏ @crissoliveira21 Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @lexrep

        This is a Grade A example of some ultra liberal bullshit

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      4. Cris Oliveira‏ @crissoliveira21 Jul 10
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        Fair enough 🤷🏻‍♂️

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      1. Sharon Avis, ResistDumpstertRump‏ @Style17strings Jun 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @questar1959_ron

        Too funny!

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      1. Sydney D Chase‏ @SydneyDChase Jun 1
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        Why not fence it off!

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