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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 1

    Nation's Poorest 1% Now Controls Two-Thirds Of U.S. Soda Can Wealth https://trib.al/yeI00jr pic.twitter.com/M8F112pnCc

    5:01 AM - 1 Jun 2018
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    24 replies 514 retweets 3,092 likes
      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Jun 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Area bum says: Trumps tariffs,not only artificially jack up the price of domestic scrap, but do a bomb ass jerb on my metals portfolio. Donate? Donate? Anything helps.

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      1. Doug McClemont‏ @duggworld Jun 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        homelessness is not funny

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      1. Christopher Kelly‏ @CJKelly1642 Jun 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @tmWolly

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      1. Elon Marx  🐺 ☀️ ⚒ 🚀 🌲 🚘 🌹‏ @BeerdHead Jun 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the onion radicalizing left @SenSanders #Bernie2020 #BernieSanders

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      1. Fasika Addis‏ @addis_fasika Jun 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shameless lmao

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      1. A.Hugh Manbeing‏ @Falcon61372336 Jun 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stop telling people or Trump's going to want to put his name on it.

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      1.  🔩 ⚒ ⚙️‏ @GreenAmbition Jun 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @OBeirnekids

        TheOnion is so whack since taken over by RW "humor" 🛋🛋🛋🛋🛋🛋🛋🛋🛋🛋

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cans are treated like the new Beanie Babies

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      1. CyberBlaze‏ @BryceZabel Jun 1
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        The nerve!

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      1. Cucumbear‏ @cucumbear686 Jun 1
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        @Sodapoppintv

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      1. Will (he/him/his) 🏳️‍🌈 #LGBTQIA‏ @WillPolitico Jun 1
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        Now I call that a WIN!

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      1. Leon Jacyna‏ @LeonJacyna Jun 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We’re still waiting for the soda dregs to trickle down.

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      1. Bo Hennessy‏ @BoHennessy1 Jun 1
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        Outstanding! Funny!

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      1. Alan Rogers‏ @alanrogers123 Jun 1
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        Trump's aluminium tariff just gave them a ten percent rise

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      1. Roman‏ @naumenko_roman Jun 1
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        The Financial Capital of Soda Can Wealth Management is San Francisco

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      1. Mostly Harmless‏ @Gowithit9021 Jun 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In response to this Onion Report, Bernie Sanders issued the following statement: The Soda Can-Rich people of this country have been too powerful for too long. I’m announcing a plan to provide free cans for everyone, paid for by a new tax on all alcoholic beverages. #FeelTheBeern

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      1. JSB‏ @JeffreyBodurka Jun 1
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        If their not careful, they could become a part of the hated 1%.

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      1. Nikolas P. Hard ☠️  🌽 ‏ 🐟‏ @haha_hardawn Jun 1
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        You fools will rue this day!

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      1. destin loan‏ @destinloan Jun 1
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        Sad, but true....

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