This is the big one! Why did I ever take a marijuana!
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"Ahh reckon it's all downhill. I'll be selling horny gentlemen peeks at my ankles through my slip down at the haberdashery."
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"Stand back. Don't make me dunk this Oreo! I'll do it!"
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You left out the *reaches for bags of
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Is that who's stuck on the pike street exit sign? Mother fucker I am livid
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Jeff immediately took him self to the hospital and put himself into the ICU, against medical advice
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Keep him away from the Keebler cookies
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Hmmm who rolled that thing? it looks like a Zigzag from back in the Seventies. lol
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Anyone have some chips while I wait? And some pizza.
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Oh sweet death take my soul... while I wait for death can someone order some pizza & put some good music on
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Hahahaha....
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Jeff Sessions preparing to meet with the president
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Friends and family became concerned when they noticed he switched from fat free % milk all the way up to normal milk.
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Ignominious. That’s a funny word. Ig nome anus.













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