ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child https://trib.al/vxR020H pic.twitter.com/UNK5jaiWeD
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It’s actually becoming more difficult to identify satire amidst so much news that should be satirical.
Am I supposed to be "touched" by this?? Did he let go of the child....no. Did he say "Screw this I'm not doing it?"...no. WTF he might as well have said "...and then I shot them". Next time do the RIGHT THING
You realise this is The Onion. It never actually happened...
I do now 
aw, man, @TheOnion, i think you have to take a break until trump is over. or maybe do stuff with aliens or something less horrificly believable.
This one hurts
. I wish ICE agents were humane.
I wish they were human, not just humane. I’m certain here soulless bots created by @realDonaldTrump
Mathew Howe’s statement is very disturbing. Almost seems like he had an epiphany...like he didn’t know what it meant to be separating frightened children from their parent(s). Hey Matt, you don’t have to have children to know this is wrong.
Psst: Matthew Howe isn't a real person. This is The Onion.
So some of them actually do have souls!
NO, It's from the Onion. It never happened.
Some people take their inhumanity very seriously and don't like to have it exposed to ridicule.
And his heart grew 2 sizes that day...
OK, I'll say it....I HATE "the onion"....i most times find their "satire" not funny at all....BUT, there are some things, that should simply NOT be made into "jokes" or "satire"...*this situation* is one of them.
Shame on You @TheOnion ....Shame On YOU!!!!
This is absolutely what satire is for. To expose corruption and power.
Y’all not fucking around.
Seriously! Was that supposed to be a warm & fuzzy statement?
He the raped one of the detained and separated young teen girls, impregnated the child and fought to prevent her from getting an abortion.
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