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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 31

      ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child https://trib.al/vxR020H pic.twitter.com/UNK5jaiWeD

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 31

      ICE Enforcement agent Matthew Howe admitted the intense sobbing as he kicked the parents off their son helped him finally understand how the power of the parent–child connection made two people very nearly inseparable. https://trib.al/vxR020H pic.twitter.com/RJbp6Uonew

      4:10 PM - 31 May 2018
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        1. Mhairi Forrest‏ @mhairiforrest May 31
          Replying to @TheOnion @MalcolmNance

          It’s actually becoming more difficult to identify satire amidst so much news that should be satirical.

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        2. GetBZLivin‏ @deejayinCV May 31
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Am I supposed to be "touched" by this?? Did he let go of the child....no. Did he say "Screw this I'm not doing it?"...no. WTF he might as well have said "...and then I shot them". Next time do the RIGHT THING

          1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
        3. Shireen Bean‏ @ok2banintrovert May 31
          Replying to @deejayinCV @TheOnion

          You realise this is The Onion. It never actually happened...

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        4. GetBZLivin‏ @deejayinCV May 31
          Replying to @ok2banintrovert @TheOnion

          I do now 😉

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        5. Shireen Bean‏ @ok2banintrovert May 31
          Replying to @deejayinCV @TheOnion

          Hehe.

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        1. Nasty Woman#1234‏ @notmeanspirited May 31
          Replying to @TheOnion

          aw, man, @TheOnion, i think you have to take a break until trump is over. or maybe do stuff with aliens or something less horrificly believable.

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        2. Ash is just a ghøst 👻‏ @AshleyBC137 May 31
          Replying to @TheOnion

          This one hurts 😔. I wish ICE agents were humane.

          1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
        3. Shireen Bean‏ @ok2banintrovert May 31
          Replying to @AshleyBC137 @TheOnion

          I wish they were human, not just humane. I’m certain here soulless bots created by @realDonaldTrump

          0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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        2. Stupid is as Stupid does‏ @cdarra10 May 31
          Replying to @TheOnion @MalcolmNance

          Mathew Howe’s statement is very disturbing. Almost seems like he had an epiphany...like he didn’t know what it meant to be separating frightened children from their parent(s). Hey Matt, you don’t have to have children to know this is wrong.

          1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
        3. Mine Looks Like Yoshi‏ @IchBinDurstig May 31
          Replying to @cdarra10 @TheOnion @MalcolmNance

          Psst: Matthew Howe isn't a real person. This is The Onion.

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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        2. Lily‏ @digger789 May 31
          Replying to @TheOnion

          So some of them actually do have souls!

          2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        3. Karen Clark‏ @Soapnexis May 31
          Replying to @digger789 @TheOnion

          NO, It's from the Onion. It never happened.

          1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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        1. Shayne Smith‏ @bmstar99 May 31
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Some people take their inhumanity very seriously and don't like to have it exposed to ridicule.

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        1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 May 31
          Replying to @TheOnion

          And his heart grew 2 sizes that day...

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        2. Aviva Hadara‏ @AvivaHadara Jun 1
          Replying to @TheOnion

          OK, I'll say it....I HATE "the onion"....i most times find their "satire" not funny at all....BUT, there are some things, that should simply NOT be made into "jokes" or "satire"...*this situation* is one of them. Shame on You @TheOnion ....Shame On YOU!!!!

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        3. Ben King‏ @Grimeandreason Jun 1
          Replying to @AvivaHadara @TheOnion

          This is absolutely what satire is for. To expose corruption and power.

          0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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        1. ChicagoBabe‏ @over_words May 31
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Y’all not fucking around.

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        1. Justiceseeker 🌊Devided We Fall 🌊‏ @justiceseeker03 May 31
          Replying to @TheOnion @MalcolmNance

          Seriously! Was that supposed to be a warm & fuzzy statement?

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        2. American Woman‏ @AmericanWoman8 May 31
          Replying to @TheOnion

          He the raped one of the detained and separated young teen girls, impregnated the child and fought to prevent her from getting an abortion.

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