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I got some a while back. Too funny.
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Same here, everyone I show them to gets a kick out of it!
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When that doesn't work, Sessions tries suicide by cop but they keep offering to drive him home.
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Reefer Madness!
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He'll end up with a jazz habit too.
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And dancin' with colored folk!
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Update: Jeff Sessions admitted to hospital after trying to smoke a "joint" filled with grass from a lawnmower in his garage. When asked, he just "figured that's where the Mexicans got it" mentioning what his landscapers, actually a pair of Puerto Rican Maria refugees, told him.
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best one yet
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Worked for me. I’ve been brain ded sense puff puff pass in 8th grade
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Tomorrow, heroin. Lol. If Jeff sessions were high, he might almost be tolerable. And it would be harmless fun to lock the refrigerator and pantry.

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Lots of Keebler snax...
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No keebler snax for bad elves. Lol. Not even a potato chip.....well, maybe just one potato chip!
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"At press time, Sessions reportedly realized he had died after being overcome by a euphoric, floating feeling."
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Next thing you know he'll be listenin to jazz music and dancin with colored folk...
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