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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 31

    Air Force Uncovers LSD Use Among Airmen Guarding Nuclear Missiles https://trib.al/rzuf9iW  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/WJ5T7RVvrt

    9:22 AM - 31 May 2018
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    17 replies 78 retweets 516 likes
      1. Mystery Ghost Ape‏ @MysteryGhostApe May 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Have you ever looked at a nuclear explosion....on weed?

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      1. A Dissident is Here‏ @Pulpiteer May 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I want the job where I get to make up job titles for the guy/girl on the street quotes but I can't top 'duck boat coxswain'

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      2. Juan Candelaria‏ @jcandelaria75 May 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Is this a stock photo of a young Michael Cohen?

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      2. Sara R.‏ @lilmermaidfan86 May 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I swear I once knew the guy in this picture.

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      3. PunPics‏ @PunPics Jun 1
        Replying to @lilmermaidfan86 @TheOnion

        He appears to be some sort of Corey Feldman/Sean Hannity hybrid.

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      4. Sara R.‏ @lilmermaidfan86 Jun 1
        Replying to @PunPics @PunPics_app @TheOnion

        He used to be a grocery manager at a supermarket called Publix!!!!

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Minding Giant Mushrooms man!!!

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      1. ¿Quanto? aka Satiricles  🌹‏ @McQuanto714 May 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why can't these airmen just fuck each other on duty like the Army, Navy, & Marines? Even the Coast Guard got that memo.

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep May 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        OOOh look at the pretty colors.

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      1. PPritchettCrakaDilly‏ @StLSteveDaves May 31
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        “Nukes are a trip, maaan.”

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      1. Curmudgeon‏ @dbennett_ks May 31
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        The President seems to be enjoying it, too.

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      1.  🙌 Wu Gambino  🐝‏ @protektyaneck36 May 31
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        How much does a coxswain make?

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      1. chris mcdaniel‏ @pinkylabmouse May 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I always use nukes to get the diamonds from Lucy. how else am i going to get her out of the sky?

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      1. Russian Bot #4815162342000‏ @Wampa_Killer May 31
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        This isn't that far from the truth

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      1. Chris Jurgensmeyer‏ @ChrisJurgey May 31
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        @BigTuszy

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      1. Craig C Kruse‏ @CraigKruse7 May 31
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        Oh! Ha! Ha!!!

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      1. ℙ𝕦𝕕𝕕ℍ𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕪 🍯‏ @PuddHoney May 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol that quote

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      1. mark milik‏ @markmilik May 31
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        😂😄

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