Have you ever looked at a nuclear explosion....on weed?
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I want the job where I get to make up job titles for the guy/girl on the street quotes but I can't top 'duck boat coxswain'
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@TheOnion Is this a stock photo of a young Michael Cohen? - 1 more reply
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I swear I once knew the guy in this picture.
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He appears to be some sort of Corey Feldman/Sean Hannity hybrid.
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He used to be a grocery manager at a supermarket called Publix!!!!
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Minding Giant Mushrooms man!!!
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Why can't these airmen just fuck each other on duty like the Army, Navy, & Marines? Even the Coast Guard got that memo.
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OOOh look at the pretty colors.
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“Nukes are a trip, maaan.”
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The President seems to be enjoying it, too.
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How much does a coxswain make?
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I always use nukes to get the diamonds from Lucy. how else am i going to get her out of the sky?
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This isn't that far from the truth
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Oh! Ha! Ha!!!
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lol that quote
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