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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 31

    David’s Bridal Introduces New Line Of Whore-Red Dresses For Wicked, Impure Divorcées’ Shameful Second Weddings https://trib.al/ZvoFMFG pic.twitter.com/gsEXvsZPPc

    8:45 AM - 31 May 2018
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    • fruitpie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  ॐ NDOU ISCO RODNEY CeciliaBuckner roving pencil OwenFraser alyssa andresen Annie Ahmed Mariana Oshana
    44 replies 459 retweets 3,431 likes
      1. Tricia Norling‏ @Tricia_Norling May 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/0rmhjb9CN5

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      2.  🎃 👻 AntiPope ZooOOoOOoOoodleWurdle  👻 🎃‏ @ZoodleWurdle May 31
        Replying to @TheOnion @SinCityGrrrl

        Haha, saw this one go by and had 2 thoughts: "That's pretty hot!" And "@SinCityGrrrl is gonna love this." 😋

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3.  🎃 👻 AntiPope ZooOOoOOoOoodleWurdle  👻 🎃‏ @ZoodleWurdle May 31
        Replying to @ZoodleWurdle @TheOnion @SinCityGrrrl

        Also fun fact: Chinese brides often wear red as it's a good luck color :)

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      2. shamp‏ @ShampTheScamp May 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Take this down !! Do not shame these beautiful woman!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Jillips‏ @Jillips_Ent May 31
        Replying to @shampssbm @TheOnion

        Not sure if you're joking or not.

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      4. shamp‏ @ShampTheScamp May 31
        Replying to @Jillips_Ent @TheOnion

        I’m sorry, is it a JOKE to be kind every once and a while??

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Jillips‏ @Jillips_Ent May 31
        Replying to @ShampTheScamp @TheOnion

        Of course not. It's just a bit sad to see people take a joke seriously.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Amanda Leopold‏ @RadRadiance May 31
        Replying to @Jillips_Ent @TheOnion

        Following the onion and taking it seriously...pic.twitter.com/cgJGKacx5L

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. shamp‏ @ShampTheScamp May 31
        Replying to @RadRadiance @Jillips_Ent @TheOnion

        Yes, I take the treating of WOMAN very seriously 😤😤😡

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Amanda Leopold‏ @RadRadiance May 31
        Replying to @ShampTheScamp @Jillips_Ent @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/8UtXM8IxhS

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      1. Montana SeaGal‏ @MontanaSeaGal May 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A lovely letter A embroidered in thick silk is optional.

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      2. marta #sciencebased  🌀‏ @opusmarta May 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I also saw they supply denim suits for already used grooms 😬

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      1. Johann‏ @GS30543279 May 31
        Replying to @TheOnion @TonyBrunoShow

        😂😂😂😂 Second wives are awesome. What are y’all talking about? 😂😂😂

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      1. William J. Wylie III‏ @BillWylie3rd May 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cool. Does it come factory equipped with the wicked, impure, divorcee or do you have to provide your own?

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      1. Queen  👸🏾 🧚🏾‍♀️ ✨‏ @QueenPortiaa May 31
        Replying to @eyeforaneye98 @TheOnion

        Ahh the perfect gown

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      2. Claudia Morales‏ @cmarguarite May 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @thekae2 my next look

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      3. Kae‏ @thekae2 May 31
        Replying to @cmarguarite @TheOnion

        I support

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      2. Febe‏ @febe_c_ May 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I swore I’ll never marry again but this makes me want to🤣🤣

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