Are you taking the piss or what
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@KingslyFishao P negative. Very rare pee typeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Many thanks to all the generous people out there. Fantastic effort.
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Soooo you parked next to the beer tent at a renaissance fair? Ha
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Receiving donations at each and every Trump rally...
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Every golf course he plays at, every strip club he finds his next wife at...
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Don’t forget the brown bus for fecal transplants
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Now the entire world will test positive for drugs..
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I would like to contribute. Hold my beer.
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This is why I love The USA, wee come together when it really matters.
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We've all got a lot to give.
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It never ceases to amaze me just how giving people can be, so unselfish
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“They’re killin’ my Port-a-john bidness!”—Amish business man Lemuel J. Fishmongerberg, whose eight-seater “log-outmansions” are delivered by horse drawn caissons.
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How has the Onion not made this joke already in 2 decades of existing?
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What about the American white cross? :)
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