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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 30

    The Onion Retweeted The Onion

    "The scene where Dan storms into Comet Ping Pong and catches John Podesta red-handed was such a nuanced, multidimensional interpretation of the issues that matter to middle America."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1001865847063924737 …

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    Showrunner Disappointed World Will Never See Episode Where Roseanne Blows Open Seth Rich Murder https://trib.al/MSY5JCA  pic.twitter.com/FidQpl7UBf
    8:16 PM - 30 May 2018
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    • HellaClassic South Andrew Wimsatt Chris Wiedmar OldCrow🔹🌽 Andrew Frawley Elizabeth Karlsson Folarx fthagn Matthew Schultz Manchurian Candidate
    38 replies 649 retweets 3,457 likes
      1. spooky cyberpunk idiotlord‏ @the_idiotlord May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        excuse me, i wrote this scene. this is actually a nuanced reference to the battle of ancient babylon 5 myth wherein [1/243]

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      2. Rachael Howard‏ @Ruby_Red_Heart May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm part of middle America. One of the biggest issues we actually face is burnt out racists trying to play on controversial issues to make themselves more relevant. Thanks for showing your true colors, Roseanne.

        2 replies 3 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Penetration Bot‏ @penetrationbot May 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Show idea: 'Dan & the Dude' #JohnGoodman + #JeffBridges as a gay couple, #JeffBridges replaces #RoseanneBarr and all other cast & crew get back to work!

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      1. Sam‏ @Sambyhere May 31
        Replying to @TheOnion @chrislhayes

        Actually, it looks like JP is connected to the NXIVM sex cult through the Washington Children’s Foundation & Pam Caffritz.

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      2. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dan stormed into Comet Ping Pong and caught John Podesta red-handed with what?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Illustrious Mr. Owl‏ @bad_hombre_91 May 30
        Replying to @AlexPreiss4 @TheOnion

        Child sex slaves.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 May 30
        Replying to @bad_hombre_91 @TheOnion

        Was Podesta arrested for ir?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Illustrious Mr. Owl‏ @bad_hombre_91 May 30
        Replying to @AlexPreiss4 @TheOnion

        No, it was a conspiracy theory called Pizza Gate. Alex Jones types said Hillary Clinton and Podesta were running a child sex ring in the basement of a pizza place called Comet Ping Pong. The restaurant doesn’t even have a basement.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. jan resists‏ @Janwithay Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion @ManchuCandidate

        I don't ever want to see anything about this pig again.

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      1. Baylee  🍷 🍷‏ @BayleeB79 Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Those crazy #PodestaBrothers! #PizzaGateIsReal #PedoGate 👇https://youtu.be/XUu-oCtS5w0 

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      2. Brett Fleming‏ @LCCrusader May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @chrislhayes

        We don't like people sleeping with our children if that's what you mean by nuanced.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. lissa townsend rodgers‏ @lissatrodgers May 30
        Replying to @LCCrusader

        Maybe you shoulda kept a better eye on that former Republican House Speaker then...https://www.cnn.com/2017/12/13/us/dennis-hastert-restrictions-children/index.html …

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Brett Fleming‏ @LCCrusader May 30
        Replying to @lissatrodgers

        Oh it's way bigger than that. No party line in the paedophile party

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. lissa townsend rodgers‏ @lissatrodgers May 30
        Replying to @LCCrusader

        Yet somehow we never hear the Q-bots mentioning that...https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/trump-s-oklahoma-campaign-chair-plead-guilt-child-sex-trafficking-n822461 …

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      6. Brett Fleming‏ @LCCrusader May 30
        Replying to @lissatrodgers

        Bravo! Have any democrats for us round out the pie?

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Bug Pizza‏ @Ehrmagerd_77 May 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Seth Rich was legit assassinated though

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