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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 30

    The Onion Retweeted The Onion

    "Welcome to Starbucks, you fucking bourgeois pig."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1001897034398433280 …

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    ‘Coffee Cultivation Merely Extends The System Of Colonial Oppression,’ Recite Nation’s 180,000 Radicalized Starbucks Employees After 3-Hour Anti-Bias Training https://trib.al/1CMXcZi  pic.twitter.com/c4eL6j6HUT
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      1. New conversation
      2. Coupler‏ @CouplerMusic May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Peak Onion.

        1 reply 0 retweets 78 likes
      3. Mr. Itto Within Cells Interlinked‏ @fireweed_switch May 30
        Replying to @CouplerMusic @TheOnion

        Vegeta reads the Onion’s power level, and...pic.twitter.com/2o75Wh5OU9

        0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. George Cedeno‏ @georgecedenojr May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @steven_esp12

        I love the Che Guevara photo Iol

        2 replies 0 retweets 29 likes
      3. PorcupineTree‏ @april_danford May 30
        Replying to @georgecedenojr @TheOnion @steven_esp12

        Yeah, and the camo apron . . . 😁

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      2. Dana♡David‏ @danachamberscai May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No thank you. I would pass on that. Is that for real? ??

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. El Spoopacabra  🦇 🐐 ⚰️‏ @jakeduhjake May 30
        Replying to @danachamberscai @TheOnion

        No, @TheOnion published satire.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Dana♡David‏ @danachamberscai May 30
        Replying to @jakeduhjake @TheOnion

        I still don't know what that is can you explain in English? Thank you. God bless you daily

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. El Spoopacabra  🦇 🐐 ⚰️‏ @jakeduhjake May 30
        Replying to @danachamberscai @TheOnion

        Satire is a writing or performing style where parts of the writing are exaggerated on purpose to be humorous and make a point/criticism of society. The Onion is a site that expressly writes (and sometimes makes videos or podcasts) as satire.

        5 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      6. El Spoopacabra  🦇 🐐 ⚰️‏ @jakeduhjake May 30
        Replying to @jakeduhjake @danachamberscai @TheOnion

        In this case, the article is criticizing general reactions to sensitivity training/“being politically correct” as a way to make everyone a leftist. It makes the employee attitudes over-the-top to criticize people that say this training would make someone a leftist.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. El Spoopacabra  🦇 🐐 ⚰️‏ @jakeduhjake May 30
        Replying to @jakeduhjake @danachamberscai @TheOnion

        It’s criticizing, perhaps, the slippery-slope idea that sensitivity training will make people into really insufferable, in-your-face leftists. Sometimes satire can be a little confusing because it can seem like something real, or can use real events or people like in this article

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. El Spoopacabra  🦇 🐐 ⚰️‏ @jakeduhjake May 30
        Replying to @jakeduhjake @danachamberscai @TheOnion

        What I mean is, Starbucks did close and do a sensitivity training for 180,000 employees on Tuesday, May 29. But there haven’t been any real instances (probably) of baristas being over-the-top rude and politically left to their customers

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Danny Phantom  👻‏ @thefiendfyre May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/nZAAZokoZ7

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      2. Ay caramba!‏ @jgca68 May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ... and all orders will be labeled COMRADE...

        1 reply 2 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Batty McLain‏ @BattyMclain May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh they’re going to say that out loud from now on? It’ll make the blank glare a little redundant but change is good they say.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Ashley Marie‏ @disco__lemonade May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Amazing if only it were true 😂😂

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      1. Zennispooky‏ @Zennistrad May 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This but 100% unironically.

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      1. Ham Bone‏ @HaroldHowardUFC May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In Kramer's case his sensitivity training came after he radicalized his workforce.pic.twitter.com/Vqs5uuWo0v

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      1. Ay caramba!‏ @jgca68 May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        and a picture of Che Guevara on the back !!! 🤣🤣🤣 too funny ....! May have pissed my pants...

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      2. šτΰτž‏ @Ryanamstutz May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @OlDirtyShylock the guy in this picture looks like our love-child lmao. I can even see you having this reaction

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      4. šτΰτž‏ @Ryanamstutz May 30
        Replying to @OlDirtyShylock @TheOnion

        😂 my thoughts exactly

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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