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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 30

    Every Glass In Grandmother’s Cupboard Visibly Filthy https://trib.al/Hhtsibh pic.twitter.com/SsKFT83XWO

    2:49 PM - 30 May 2018
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      2. MAGIN  🛸‏ @paintedrozes May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        it's not funny how our society treats the elderly. working in care, I saw this often because the aged almost never have the amount of help they need unless they are wealthy. the reality behind this joke is actually heartrending.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Jordan Rogers‏ @RogersWork May 30
        Replying to @paintedrozes @TheOnion

        it's satire not a "joke" and the point of the satire is literally the point you're making: to show how poorly the US treats elderly

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Angus McRockford‏ @AngusRockford May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You should see her dildo drawer.

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. J Patrick‏ @juergenpatrick May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...And one of them is about to be filled with lukewarm milk for you, her favorite grandson/granddaughter.

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      2. Jaxson‏ @KenjonBurner May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lipstick on the rim...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Richard Harrison  🐸‏ @sapidlibtricky May 30
        Replying to @KenjonBurner @TheOnion

        You're not talking about the glasses are you. 😎

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      4. California Luv  💖  🌊 #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica‏ @cooldog95228 May 30
        Replying to @sapidlibtricky @TheOnion

        Mine was filled with old jelly jars. Anyone remember those?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Marybeth Horn‏ @MarybethHorn6 May 30
        Replying to @cooldog95228 @sapidlibtricky @TheOnion

        We had cheese glasses. LOL

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. California Luv  💖  🌊 #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica‏ @cooldog95228 May 30
        Replying to @MarybethHorn6 @sapidlibtricky @TheOnion

        Yea... and stole Coca-Cola glasses. Oops, not me, tho. :)

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. End of conversation
      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...and that’s not all.pic.twitter.com/XZk9oOrnSI

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      1. cathy‏ @cathyxOR May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/2WFZbsNdMr

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      1. Stevie Hantusy‏ @hantusy Jun 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @NeissPrescott lol

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      1. Gavin Tait‏ @SLIM1N May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @theluma

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      1. Eloise and Phoebe‏ @Doxie2minis May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My mom would say it’s “ clean dirt” from the dishwasher

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      1. JLK Greystone‏ @JLKGreystone May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        According to Grandma Dixie cups are more practical. She bought a 1/2 gross in of them 2001, but you know she only uses the same one over and over and over again?

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      1. mike mess‏ @ssemekim May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And barely any matching pairs. They are mostly alone the rest of their existence.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The glasses are not filthy. They are marked by memories.

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      2. Madison Curry-Garoppolo‏ @dsmartts May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Always. Why, grandma? Why?

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      3. MAGIN  🛸‏ @paintedrozes May 30
        Replying to @dsmartts @TheOnion

        because our society doesn't value the aged and they almost never have the amount of help they need. i worked in care, so I saw it every day. sorry to be real instead of funny.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Madison Curry-Garoppolo‏ @dsmartts May 30
        Replying to @paintedrozes @TheOnion

        Perhaps. Or maybe grandma needs to keep her ass home instead of at the bingo hall.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. MAGIN  🛸‏ @paintedrozes May 30
        Replying to @dsmartts @TheOnion

        you seem to have some anger at grandma. i'm stayin out of that.pic.twitter.com/chXScqvSZ0

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Madison Curry-Garoppolo‏ @dsmartts May 30
        Replying to @paintedrozes @TheOnion

        Being overly serious... on TheOnion TLpic.twitter.com/jdUF3jmD9g

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. MAGIN  🛸‏ @paintedrozes May 30
        Replying to @dsmartts @TheOnion

        kinda tired of laughing at shit so we don't cry. hell of a way to run an existence.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. End of conversation

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