Skip to content
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • Moments Moments Moments, current page.

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
TheOnion's profile
The Onion
The Onion
The Onion
Verified account
@TheOnion

Tweets

The OnionVerified account

@TheOnion

America's Finest News Source.

theonion.com
Joined March 2008

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 30

    Pollster Informs George H.W. Bush That Dying So Soon After Wife Would Really Boost Favorability Rating https://trib.al/BEnNiRM pic.twitter.com/mbw3EtLVm0

    12:25 PM - 30 May 2018
    • 147 Retweets
    • 1,026 Likes
    • Kreegam John Reed Elizabeth Karlsson Nino Mrkoci Carlos Balazs Garrett Harle Kevin Ellis Saville Katz Andromeda
    82 replies 147 retweets 1,026 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Andrew Donaldson‏ @four4thefire May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Normally enjoy what you do, but this is poor form, and taste.

        8 replies 0 retweets 38 likes
      3. Akoyé 🇹🇹‏ @AkoyeG May 30
        Replying to @four4thefire @TheOnion

        Proper form and taste went out the window when 45 was elected potus.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Andrew Donaldson‏ @four4thefire May 30
        Replying to @AkoyeG @TheOnion

        Proper form and taste are the responsibility of each individual. Who is president should not affect that.

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      5. Akoyé 🇹🇹‏ @AkoyeG May 30
        Replying to @four4thefire @TheOnion

        Sure, but this is The Onion, proper form and taste isn't exactly their thing and never has been.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      6. Andrew Donaldson‏ @four4thefire May 30
        Replying to @AkoyeG @TheOnion

        Fair enough

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. AnAmericanGirl  ❤️ 🇺🇸 👠‏ @IamTweetiePie May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Do you really think that is humorous? 😟Too low.👎🏻 Have some respect, please! 🇺🇸

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3.  👻 🎃Commodification 🎃 👻‏ @PlushieCS May 30
        Replying to @IamTweetiePie @TheOnion

        True its not funny at all, its basically just real news. Can't wait for that old blob of war criminality to kick the bucket hopefully its not a bucket of oil, the US military might invade his house

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Bear with three knives  🌹 🏴 🚩 ☭ Ⓐ‏ @actualcalzone May 30
        Replying to @PlushieCS @IamTweetiePie @TheOnion

        I dunno, I think his house deserves that invasion

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5.  👻 🎃Commodification 🎃 👻‏ @PlushieCS May 30
        Replying to @actualcalzone @IamTweetiePie @TheOnion

        It wouuuld be entertaining to watch the imperialists storm a figurehead imperialist's house always fun to watch them eat themselves

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      6. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Brian Dunning‏Verified account @BrianDunning May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A rare miss for the Onion. Send this back to the Clickhole.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. mark propp‏ @damosuzuki1 May 30
        Replying to @BrianDunning @TheOnion

        i have to agree. not funny at all.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1.  🕹️Voodoo Lounge Games  🎮‏ @voodooloungegm1 May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/mQ9LC0Moqg

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Loodvigg von Crusthoven‏ @CrustyMuffin33 May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This isn't funny, honestly. Even for the Onion.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Maul Of America‏ @MaulofAmerica May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion asks Roseanne Barr to hold its Ambien

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. donlinka‏ @donlinka May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'M A DEMOCRAT AND THIS IS SHAMEFUL. NOT COMEDY. INSENSITIVE AND CRASS. NOT COMEDY.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. OrangeConMan‏ @erictheacktr May 30
        Replying to @donlinka @TheOnion

        What does a democrat have to do with it? Dont be a dope.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. the programming‏ @VandanotherV May 31
        Replying to @erictheacktr @donlinka @TheOnion

        HW Bush is one of the most popular republican presidents ever, onion doesn't exactly wish death upon any democrat politicians

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. OrangeConMan‏ @erictheacktr May 31
        Replying to @VandanotherV @donlinka @TheOnion

        Who says theyre wishing death? Theyre pointing out how ridiculous politics have gotten. Quit being black and white and look for some grey in issues.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. PRESIDENT SHARI JANE NAPATANG MILLANGUE‏ @prolifeprayers9 May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        REMOVE THIS AWFUL TWEET EFFECTIVE RIGHT NOW. COURTMARTIAL INTO EFFECT. FINAL. SJNM

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3.  🕹️Voodoo Lounge Games  🎮‏ @voodooloungegm1 May 30
        Replying to @prolifeprayers9 @TheOnion

        ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!pic.twitter.com/UHDHLjZYJc

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. End of conversation

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2018 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info