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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 30

    Teacher With Brand-New Chalk Holder Must Have Come Into Some Money Recently https://trib.al/LcjG30S pic.twitter.com/y9Q5NWiQpW

    11:13 AM - 30 May 2018
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    14 replies 236 retweets 1,339 likes
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      2. Deeply Unhelpful Saboteuse‏ @natachakennedy May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @Grtseeker

        I remember chalk...

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Seeker of the Truth‏ @Grtseeker May 30
        Replying to @natachakennedy @TheOnion

        Yep, before the days of whiteboard markers.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Deeply Unhelpful Saboteuse‏ @natachakennedy May 30
        Replying to @Grtseeker @TheOnion

        ...and fingers.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Seeker of the Truth‏ @Grtseeker May 30
        Replying to @natachakennedy @TheOnion

        They do make the best whiteboard erasers! Lol

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. K8 Schroeder‏ @kateschroeder22 Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @mir_lolo

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      3. miranda lopez‏ @mir_lolo Jun 5
        Replying to @kateschroeder22 @TheOnion

        HAHAH deng I hope I can afford a new set of chalks one day <33

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Boast Mode‏ @JordanaryBlue May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is blatant satire. Teachers don't come into money.

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      3. Anomynoush‏ @smilemorefolks May 30
        Replying to @JordanaryBlue @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/vLZGazzx2c

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      1. MissionChaos‏ @MissionChaos May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Parker Posey is teaching now?

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      1. Eric Muirhead‏ @emuirhead May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Or skipped a few meals.

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      1. Steven Fisher‏ @KingslyFishao May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @davisachristian @bennyfish19

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      1. We Gonna Be Alright‏ @RobFromSac May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Because teachers are no longer provided these accessories, and have to cut into their own salaries to get them. On the ball as per usual, Onion .

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      1. Joanna Pegum #FBPE #PeoplesVote‏ @londoner_007 May 30
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        Lottery winner

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      2. Benjamin Hetzel‏ @bhetz864 Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @3rdigraphix nice one here

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      3. Andrew Hetzel‏ @3rdigraphix Jun 7
        Replying to @bhetz864 @TheOnion

        Hence the retweet by me

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      1. Dad2grls‏ @john37221 May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOL chalk

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      1. Soary‏ @KrunchieKrew May 30
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        Fancy!

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      1. WSB‏ @WSBthing May 30
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        ..... Shopping ability, it isn't just to win "The Price is Right" Show.

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