The peel is the most delicious part of the banana, everyone who disagrees is a fucking cop
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I know it's not true, but I always imagine the people posing for this things are The Onion writers.
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The things people can do with banana shells amaze me
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I vote for her to replace Sarah Sanders as Outhouse spokesperson.
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You guys should have an alternative publication called The Funyon that dabbles in real, informative, unbiased news. Nobody seems to do that. And the irony would be tremendous.
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She got kik?
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Great, can she undo the knot in my running shoes? It’s been two weeks and I’m desperate.
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She's not sexy
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She can also crack a safe with that tongue
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Marry me.

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I wonder what she could do with a sausage.
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Perspective.
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MARRY HER...she can do other tongue tricks, I promise you
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soooooo where’s the CLIP?! OMG!
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