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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 30

    Sexy Woman Can Tie Banana Peel Into Knot With Tongue https://trib.al/2jdtkD3 pic.twitter.com/3gEQHBwWiT

    10:11 AM - 30 May 2018
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    39 replies 325 retweets 2,390 likes
      1.  🎃 Antifa Spooker Squirter  👻‏ @slonchegoot May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The peel is the most delicious part of the banana, everyone who disagrees is a fucking cop

        0 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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      1. PROSS1‏ @p_ross1 May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/rJpnNbYy0H

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      1. Alvaro Leiva‏ @alvaroleivaj May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know it's not true, but I always imagine the people posing for this things are The Onion writers.

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      1. Matt Bravos‏ @beevos May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The things people can do with banana shells amaze me

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      2. Frank Stanton‏ @Frank66Stanton May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I vote for her to replace Sarah Sanders as Outhouse spokesperson.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. VeryClever‏ @VeryCleverTees May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys should have an alternative publication called The Funyon that dabbles in real, informative, unbiased news. Nobody seems to do that. And the irony would be tremendous.

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      1. connor but spooky‏ @Manners16 May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She got kik?

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      1. T.A.O.‏ @Angry_Optimist_ May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @absrdNEWS

        Great, can she undo the knot in my running shoes? It’s been two weeks and I’m desperate. 😉

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      1. Ultimately 💎Seductive‏ @Goddess_Jazzie_ May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She's not sexy

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      1. Stupid Sexy Flanders‏ @Sukitbackrow May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She can also crack a safe with that tongue

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      1.  🎃 Félix  👻 Ghosttari  🎃‏ @_shyextrovert May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ProdigalFailson

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      1. All Hallow's Steve‏ @stevethefirst May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Marry me. 😬🍌

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      1. Clare‏ @ClareTweetsALot May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #goals

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      2. Ross Biff‏ @heleplop May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wonder what she could do with a sausage.

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      1. NoName‏ @NoName0o0o0o Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Perspective.

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      1. Pat H‏ @bevo19890 May 31
        Replying to @TheOnion @Heefosaurus

        MARRY HER...she can do other tongue tricks, I promise you

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      1. Ay caramba!‏ @jgca68 May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        soooooo where’s the CLIP?! OMG! 😱

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      1. Anomynoush‏ @smilemorefolks May 30
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