This guy has so many aliases and occupations 
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Some all time great occupations on this one.
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In related news Steven Spielberg fears for the extinction of the dinosaurs.
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That's why humans should destroy It immiediately before it's too late.
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How much does a Salamander Handler make? Based on the answer I may change careers.
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You had me at “salamander handler”. Lol.
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Has it been drinking
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Hey! Maybe Nicole Kidman could help??
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there are worse people to listen to about our oceans than james cameron
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My favorite "Onion" feature
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