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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 29

    ABC Criticized For Unrealistic Portrayal Of Racists Actually Facing Consequences https://trib.al/DFOj4LB pic.twitter.com/UFYybSk8uI

    3:47 PM - 29 May 2018
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      1. New conversation
      2. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @T0KY0Jay May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s okay, she can now take her rightful place as a Fox News pundit.

        4 replies 1 retweet 166 likes
      3. (((Dan)))‏ @dan_rar May 29
        Replying to @T0KY0Jay @TheOnion

        What are the odds on Hannity having her on the show tonight?

        0 replies 0 retweets 47 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. jeff dec‏ @dec_jeff May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The media thought it was a joke when they compared our president to an orangutan and and no retaliation for that one but now #BoycottABC

        20 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
      3. Songfour‏ @GiveMeAdderall May 29
        Replying to @dec_jeff @TheOnion

        The president isn't Black, so comparing him to a Monkey isn't within a Racial context. it's within an intelligence context which isn't nearly the same thing.

        5 replies 2 retweets 92 likes
      4. coffeebummum 💗 🌊 🌈= 💗‏ @Foxylox29 May 29
        Replying to @GiveMeAdderall @dec_jeff @TheOnion

        Except apes are smart Bill Maher was making fun of his hair and spray tan, Roseanne was being a racist

        3 replies 1 retweet 21 likes
      5. jeff dec‏ @dec_jeff May 29
        Replying to @Foxylox29 @GiveMeAdderall @TheOnion

        The old liberal double standard find an excuse wherever you can

        7 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese May 29
        Replying to @dec_jeff @Foxylox29 and

        ...It's not a double standard if we're making fun of his appearance rather than using a centuries-old racial slur.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Stacey‏ @smw1261 May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If only she was making fun of Baron or Melania....she'd still be employed

        12 replies 2 retweets 20 likes
      3. trundlestumps‏ @bensassymassey May 29
        Replying to @smw1261 @TheOnion

        Instead she got fired for just being racist! So not fair! #MAGA!

        1 reply 1 retweet 59 likes
      4. Josh in' Posh‏ @AnthonyPadilla0 May 29
        Replying to @bensassymassey @smw1261 @TheOnion

        "Just" be racist?????

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Eric Muirhead‏ @emuirhead May 29
        Replying to @AnthonyPadilla0 @bensassymassey and

        Pretty sure he was being ironic. But hard to tell these days.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      6. trundlestumps‏ @bensassymassey May 29
        Replying to @emuirhead @AnthonyPadilla0 and

        Yes, being sarcastic.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. trundlestumps‏ @bensassymassey May 29
        Replying to @bensassymassey @emuirhead and

        *Facetious

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      8. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. skippy‏ @Ravenskippy07 May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I stand behind you rosaeanne

        5 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Dane Deasy‏ @danedeasy May 29
        Replying to @Ravenskippy07 @TheOnion

        Learn to spell

        2 replies 0 retweets 43 likes
      4. Jake Turk‏ @71djt May 29
        Replying to @danedeasy @Ravenskippy07 @TheOnion

        "For I'm going to Rosaeanna For to see my Susyanna Sing Polly wolly doodle all the day"

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      5. Eric Lowenbach‏ @ericlowenbach May 29
        Replying to @71djt @danedeasy and

        That got a legit laugh from me.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. Dave Lamperski‏ @dlamperski May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thought this was a real headline for a second

        0 replies 0 retweets 48 likes
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      1. BU ♏PY‏ @EhsaMetrical May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/jYCC8Iqwul

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      2. Carvers Point‏ @carverspoint May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        ABC Criticized For Unrealistic Portrayal Of Racists Actually Facing Consequences https://trib.al/DFOj4LB  pic.twitter.com/UFYybSk8uI
        4 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      4. Carvers Point‏ @carverspoint May 29
        Replying to @TyreBiter85 @TheOnion

        Yeah, a little, I guess. But they just aren't that funny anymore.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Night of the Living Diogenes‏ @DiogenesLamp0 May 29
        Replying to @carverspoint @TyreBiter85 @TheOnion

        Hard to laugh through all the tears? #Losing

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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