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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 29

    Irish Doctors Brace For Wave Of Fetuses To Be Aborted 12 Weeks After Repeal Celebration https://trib.al/ID8jTlz pic.twitter.com/kv9DdcOPbm

    2:11 PM - 29 May 2018
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    • BlimboMemeMan Saville Katz Brendan Ware melanie cole Autumnus Space Force Spaghetti josh h no Samuel Fink
    37 replies 107 retweets 770 likes
      1. Jacob A. Hollander‏ @JacobaHollander May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I sense a great disturbance in the force as if a million "pro-lifers" suddenly cried out in terror cuz they were ..pic.twitter.com/c06wZLMsBj

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Ali ameer  🇵🇰 🇵🇰 🇵🇰‏ @drali_ameer May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Savage..

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. CharlyManTri‏ @Charlymantri May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Imagine being so braindead that you think this is how real life works...

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Knighty Knight‏ @santiblaze2013 May 29
        Replying to @Charlymantri @TheOnion

        dude its the onion its a joke

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Aliza Tweets‏ @alizatw May 29
        Replying to @santiblaze2013 @Charlymantri @TheOnion

        Some jokes fail. Like this one.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Knighty Knight‏ @santiblaze2013 May 29
        Replying to @alizatw @Charlymantri @TheOnion

        humor subjective i find it funny you may not

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Agit-Pop‏ @agitpopworld May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A SALUTE TO THE WOMEN OF IRELAND They have endured and won the right to control their own bodies. #Savitapic.twitter.com/Vdp1ZrnJ3g

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. David R. Veloz‏ @David747Heavy May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        🤣🤣🤣

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      2. Elina Rudkovsky‏ @bklinz May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        dumb and just gross. plz quit while you're ahead.

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. (((Susan Wilhite)))  💭‏ @Maggid May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is not cool.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3.  🇺🇸iSig 🌹Freud 🇺🇸‏ @iSigFreud May 29
        Replying to @Maggid @TheOnion

        Objective definition of “cool” please

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Requiesta de Silencia‏ @RequiestaGaming May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/i8Ml77kXDY

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      1. Aliza Tweets‏ @alizatw May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not funny.

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      1. Jeff Gissing‏ @jeffgissing May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gruesome

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      1. Gene The ghost 👻 Emoji‏ @GeneMeh May 29
        Replying to @HeyMPJ @TheOnion

        Didn’t know there was a limit. Can you tell me the rules? because I have a few questions. 1: what subjects aren’t allowed? 2: how related to the subjects do they have to be for the joke to not get your seal of approval? 3: who made these rules?

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      2. Knighty Knight‏ @santiblaze2013 May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So many people will get angry at this joke

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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