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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 29

    Trump Calls Roseanne Barr To Congratulate Her On Comparing Former White House Aide To Ape https://trib.al/ZN82Q0n pic.twitter.com/VrwTiY4f2H

    1:09 PM - 29 May 2018
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    • Charles Pejko ¥ Profound Desperado Lavender 🌒 keithferrilli OldCrow🔹🌽 Barbaralicious J The Indeterminator🌹
    118 replies 1,262 retweets 5,841 likes
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      2. Art Schnurple‏ @ArtSchnurple May 29
        Replying to @doug_y_funny @TheOnion

        The opposite I'm sure! They not only have to come up with something so stupid it hasn't actually happened in reality yet, they have to make it exaggerated enough that it's crazier than the real thing! #SatireIsDead

        1 reply 0 retweets 35 likes
      3. Alex Brophy‏ @ecoplunge May 29
        Replying to @ArtSchnurple @doug_y_funny @TheOnion

        And they failed here. Believed I was reading a real headline and all I thought was “seems normal”.

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Natro‏ @LycoPsycho May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wonder if writers for The Onion have a competition where they write satire and then win some sort of office pool when it eventually comes true.

        2 replies 2 retweets 77 likes
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      2. Doug Paul‏ @radiclibpinko May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Roseanne's Twitter rant spewed false conspiracy theories, attacked former first daughter Chelsea Clinton and made a racist remark about a former Obama adviser - who does she think she is, president of the USA?

        1 reply 5 retweets 44 likes
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      2. Autumn Lynne Smith‏ @Autumn2289 May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Love her! I support free speech.

        12 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. huskydog‏ @huskydog May 29
        Replying to @Autumn2289 @TheOnion

        You would have had a great time in 1930's Germany then.

        2 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
      4. Autumn Lynne Smith‏ @Autumn2289 May 29
        Replying to @huskydog @TheOnion

        I would've been experimented on because I have a physical disability. So doubtful.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Henry‏ @NvrEndinStories May 29
        Replying to @Autumn2289 @huskydog @TheOnion

        you are an odd humanpic.twitter.com/0eAnFallab

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Sylvester Marcus‏ @sylvestermarcu May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought this was a parody site?

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Mollusk, 🐙 🎃cowry 🐚 🎃, blenny 🐟 🎃‏ @furmple May 29
        Replying to @sylvestermarcu @TheOnion

        No, now they just report the news.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Cathy Greenman‏ @cathy_greenman May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        For a second I didn’t realize this was The Onion!

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
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      2. Rob Jones  🌊‏ @jax4n6 May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion @nycjaneyvee

        Since when does The Onion do straight journalism?

        1 reply 0 retweets 24 likes
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      2. KEUtheMusic‏ @KaitlinUtz May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You jest, but I wouldn’t put it out of the realm of possibility.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. The "CBB"‏ @Bacongod1977 May 29
        Replying to @KaitlinUtz @TheOnion

        just wait till reelection time she will be right there with....

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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