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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 29

    Devin Nunes Receives $4.5 Million From Donor On Condition He’ll Just Retire On It And Never Show His Face Again https://trib.al/SCRGOL2 pic.twitter.com/kSF0cz2x06

    11:27 AM - 29 May 2018
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    187 replies 754 retweets 3,913 likes
      1. Dave Gelfand‏ @chicagoguydave May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion @PreetBharara

        While they're doing the right thing, think can we get @ABC to cancel Devin Nunes too?

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      1. Marion Deeds‏ @mariond_d May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion @PreetBharara

        If I thought he'd really do this I'd start a crowdfund AND a bake sale!

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      1. Becky Hancock Bucata #VOTE!‏ @BBucata May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If only this were real! Please God, make it so!

        0 replies 1 retweet 27 likes
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      2. Erik Antener‏ @Antener May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'll kick in another five hundred bucks if it'll help.

        3 replies 1 retweet 10 likes
      3. Chris Quinn‏ @CQuinn_STL May 29
        Replying to @Antener @TheOnion

        I'm also good for $500. My guess is we could crowd fund this to about $10M in a few days.

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      1. The_innkeeper‏ @keeper_of_inns May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/2LFGI04Sl9

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      2. jeff holcomb‏ @atjeffholcomb May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In real life I would contribute to the GoFundMe campaign

        2 replies 2 retweets 31 likes
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      1. cumberickman‏ @cumberickman May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion @PreetBharara

        I’m good with that as long as Comrade @DevinNunes departs California permanently. Actually, make that the United States... da?

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      2. Ann Marie‏ @danvilledekkers May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion @PreetBharara

        Every time I see a headline that makes me happy, it’s The Onion. Sigh.

        1 reply 1 retweet 15 likes
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      2. Jerrie Towner‏ @jerrie_towner May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @Kris_Sacrebleu

        Wish it were real. 😜pic.twitter.com/OZX6I8Jn3G

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      3. J.R.‏ @BriztolJeff May 30
        Replying to @jerrie_towner @TheOnion @Kris_Sacrebleu

        "November November........."

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Jerrie Towner‏ @jerrie_towner May 30
        Replying to @BriztolJeff @TheOnion @Kris_Sacrebleu

        pic.twitter.com/vtbA7XFATy

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      5. J.R.‏ @BriztolJeff May 30
        Replying to @jerrie_towner @TheOnion @Kris_Sacrebleu

        I resemble those thoughts and emotions!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Jerrie Towner‏ @jerrie_towner May 30
        Replying to @BriztolJeff @TheOnion @Kris_Sacrebleu

        👍 ❄❄🌊🌊 hanging in there one day at a time.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      7. J.R.‏ @BriztolJeff May 30
        Replying to @jerrie_towner @TheOnion @Kris_Sacrebleu

        Just for today

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      1. Molly Pitcher‏ @IndivisibleVV May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion @PreetBharara

        I wish this was a New York Times report and not The Onion.

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      1. Warrior Grandma‏ @Archaeologist03 May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion @PreetBharara

        If only this were true.

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      1. David Hankin‏ @DavidHankin4 May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion @PreetBharara

        Can he retire outside of California? We do not want him to return as he represents everything California is not.

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