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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 29

    Courtroom Artist Clearly Infatuated With Bailiff https://trib.al/GPsYFSx pic.twitter.com/1Ww3talipG

    7:30 AM - 29 May 2018
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      1. Will the Spill‏ @will_horner May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        More like baeliff amirite

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      1. James D‏ @tradougcions May 29
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        Almost as good as this one -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZtJG7NFQZs …

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      1. Bo Hennessy‏ @BoHennessy1 May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please I'm begging you let me join your staff...I will pay you from the money you pay ME.

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      2.  🎃 Ryne  🎃‏ @CodeCreatures May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Take on me (take on me)

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      1. Scare Logan  🎃 💀‏ @withchillies May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is the bailiff Sarah Paulson?

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      1. Add your name‏ @nicedaythankyou May 29
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        pic.twitter.com/Es7NqSemxR

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      1. Dankdevil  🐝‏ @NavoSchmavo May 30
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        A judge judging loudly.pic.twitter.com/TRbisNUI8S

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There seems to be more Zombies in that Courtroom than what might be considered safe by most folk.

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      1. HeisenbergHattie‏ @HBergHattie May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, Miss Bailiff is rocking that belt #likeaboss

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 May 31
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        Who is that bailiff?pic.twitter.com/5ehU19epbL

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      1. DoctorAtlantis (MonsterTalk)‏ @DoctorAtlantis May 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well done.

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      1. Theodosus‏ @Atheodosus May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Womyn in uniforms ,amirite!?

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      1. ѕαrαh mαrlσwє  🌻‏ @LifeOnMars617 May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that @MsSarahPaulson? 🤔

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      1. Jo Bob‏ @JoBobsFineFoods May 29
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        What would life be without @TheOnion ? Would it even be worth getting up in the morning?

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      1. ڤيرا‏ @OddOdium May 29
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        Why isn’t this a movie?

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      1. Beachside Writer‏ @BeachsideWriter May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It has The Silence of the lambs quality to it.

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      1. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol what gave it away

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She agreed to give me shootin' lessons after the trial! #winning

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      1. Maryl Vita‏ @IllCaesar May 29
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        same

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