Skip to content
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • Moments Moments Moments, current page.

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
TheOnion's profile
The Onion
The Onion
The Onion
Verified account
@TheOnion

Tweets

The OnionVerified account

@TheOnion

America's Finest News Source.

theonion.com
Joined March 2008

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 28

    Sculpture Of Stereotypical Italian Chef Proof Of Pizzeria’s High Standard Of Excellence https://trib.al/akZ3p0k pic.twitter.com/I7qMklukcA

    8:24 PM - 28 May 2018
    • 366 Retweets
    • 2,701 Likes
    • Melissa Boorette 👻 BlimboMemeMan K darby 🙇 August McGrail Alicia Hannah Bakosh Roy Cam no
    22 replies 366 retweets 2,701 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Jon Martin‏ @Snowspot May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That looks like the same pizza guy that stands at the foot of my bed from 3-4 am. He keeps asking me if I want a slice. 😅

        2 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
      3. austin • twom‏ @Twom_OW May 28
        Replying to @Snowspot @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/5LaXz3MUXW

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. NotFamousBut ✌🏽‏ @DavinDuhamel May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @absrdNEWS

        Be careful! Soon enough it will become thispic.twitter.com/VTNU6D6ga9

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. halloween hannie 🎃‏ @UnicornFreckles May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "High standard of excellence"😂 @UnzileChris

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Night of the Living Sean  🎃 💀‏ @CarbinkMonoxide May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/TX67LUWW1g

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Danny Stem‏ @Dannystem79 May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mariopic.twitter.com/zTZLKL6Wec

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mario, thin crust this time...got it?????

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. JB‏ @HopefulGardenr May 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And the pizza is so appetizing as well!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. hankster‏ @hankchang May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I bet the actual chef is an Asian dude

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. david from college 🌹‏ @MolemanusRex May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @KaikeTsU_n3kO

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Alfajor-senpai‏ @KaikeTsU_n3kO May 29
        Replying to @MolemanusRex @TheOnion

        Where's the lie, tho'? (¿?)

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Fred Murphy‏ @FredMurphy3 May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Anybody remember the public service message where the old lady scolds the two teenage boys for saying that statue looks "so gay"?

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. AEJ‏ @patriotismplz May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cultural appropriation. This is offensive.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Frank‏ @TheLazyGecko May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who are you calling stereotypical? I know that Italian Chef!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. nihilistic misanthrope‏ @itsjustafacade May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Buchiach’s Pizzeria: Finger-lickin’ Good!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. SCI_Crypto Schools‏ @Satoshitoo May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/OQzAqCF8ki

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Bubba Banjo‏ @BubbaBanjo May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thats not a prop......... they stuffed a real Italian and put him out front to ward off Hamburgers. Its a Pizza Crow. Brave Italians serve the nation this way.pic.twitter.com/idzHEHVjUI

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2018 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info