All those years of medical school for nothing. My heart goes out to the Pepper family. You were taken from us before your expiration date.
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Bullshit, I always go back for Dr. Pepper
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I had to clean out my freezer because of this yesterday...
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My bottle of prosecco that lost its top commiserates.
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Swell. Just swell.
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I would never do this. Needs to be made of glass.
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Fair enough
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In all reality this is the
@coltvant special. Dr. Pepper and everything.
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Will we get a follow up story if it explodes from the temperature?
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If? What do you suppose the odds are it doesn't? You a betting man? I could use some easy money.
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Some freezers don’t go that cold, sometimes the can just bulges. I’m still very interested in a follow up I just don’t know where the story is headed at this junction, only an educated guess.
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That is true. Completely literal and true. I was just riffing at the Onion. Sharpening my idiot skills.
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Keep ‘em as sharp as your wit
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You have to know me personally to understand why this is funny.
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@SlimyShellos literally most of ur sodas in your fridgeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Bursts in a fit of depressed rage leaving it's entrails all over
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gets angry and self implodes .
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Press F for a fallen beverage
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