Clairevoyant at condiment table assures it’s not this cloud’s time yet
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We must move expeditiously to the tarp so that we can thank the gods Steve and Andrew
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For some reason this is one of the funniest onion headlines ever.
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Every. Time.
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Raindrop of compassion? Raindrop of BBQ Vegan foods?
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looks like a scene from its always sunny in Philadelphia
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This is outrageous!
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Just great now we're going to be stuck inside with him
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The end is here.
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Thinking of going outside to wait for rain instead of watching my Warriors roll around on the floor.
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When he realized his friends came with friends and family to his 2 dozen hotdogs and 8 hamburgers cookout...



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hey, don't shoot the messenger
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Always one at every bar b que.






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WOW!! A false prophet in LITTLE ROCK, AR? Does Mike Huckabee know about this?
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I was once in the mid-east and” They “commanded that everyone pray for rain- then it rained
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