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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 28

    International Space Station Tented To Spray For Xenomorphs https://trib.al/XhKnrdm pic.twitter.com/DvwCE3kH0u

    11:46 AM - 28 May 2018
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    • Jennifer Kubus Wells Amy ☣ 💀💀💀SKELLYTON💀💀💀 Disturbelage Aeva Poltergeist 👻🎶 Petti Cash The user formerly known as China_Lover_69 HFDSP noah
    46 replies 646 retweets 2,293 likes
      1. Unknown Individual‏ @UnknownIndivid1 May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        *brings face hugger back to station* Do you want Xenomorphs because that's how you get Xenomorphs

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      1. Pete Crangle  🕓‏ @PeteCrangle May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't be fooled.pic.twitter.com/i8RJwBJZwa

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      2. Terry Martin‏ @TrEmUp May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I highly recommend Wayland-Yutani brand bug bombs...

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Rydog  💚‏ @Monochrome_Fox_ May 28
        Replying to @TrEmUp @TheOnion

        That shit's worse than OFF! Just seems to attract the things

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Terry Martin‏ @TrEmUp May 28
        Replying to @Monochrome_Fox_ @TheOnion

        It's only worse if you don't follow the directions.

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      1. Thomas Embleton‏ @thomas_embleton May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I like to keep this handy for close encounters!pic.twitter.com/aoVcqLUazU

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      1. Catherine Jones‏ @HiFalutinWays May 28
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        The fumigator is all suited uppic.twitter.com/3SJuk9Y3F7

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      1. Adam Hoffman‏ @FolkTaleGeek May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can they check for Brood while they're at it?

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      1. Diogenes Coleman‏ @DiogenesColeman May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Of course you have to tent it! How else are you going to keep the vacuum in.

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      1. Wait a minute, Chester‏ @pwnstix May 29
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        pic.twitter.com/zR8uYKhgr4

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      1. Scott Foul-banks  👻 🎃‏ @Sxottlan May 28
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        Big top. IN. SPAAAAAAAAACE.

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      1. Peter Green‏ @PeterNGreen May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looks like a Chris Foss painting...pic.twitter.com/nZjSG5scGH

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      1. dgeesio & ronMctube‏ @Dgeesio May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @Kalti

        i knew someone would buy them $4.99 pubg parachutes #PUBG #PLAYERUNKNOWNSBATTLEGROUNDS

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      1. Aslan Shrugged‏ @Sysyfus May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @ClubBayern

        Xenomorph? We sure this isn’t just a bug hunt?

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      1. Michael Schneider‏ @rustyschneids May 28
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        @t_dirtydizzawg

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      1. James‏ @DeathScytheDuo May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You can't fool me! I bet they are cooking meth up there..

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      1. Danny Jordan‏ @wdjordan May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        once you get them they never really do go away!!! ISS should have used a condom!

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      1. gazaa07‏ @gazaa07 May 28
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      2. Shroom_e‏ @shroom_e May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @lizreadscomics

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