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man I was working in the military and my boss didn't tell me I had the day off. I was so consumed with the mission I lost track of days. I was so confused as to why the building had no cars in the lot.


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....Wyner said while furtively scanning the rows of vacant cubicles in his noiseless, unlit office. Poetry with $24.99 words. Excellent.
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This was me today, for about 10 minutes.
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After driving half an hour to get there.
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An Onion Classic!
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Lol. No shit. I work from home and logged into our weekly conference call Monday meeting and no one else showed up....
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Tell me about it, lol
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My day off, running around in 100 degree heat....
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what a crazy guy on
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Maybe he forgot on Memorial Day
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