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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 27

    Kinky Couple Has Mirror In Bathroom https://trib.al/6o5yjRt pic.twitter.com/D3fkpUYDcg

    6:48 PM - 27 May 2018
    • 196 Retweets
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    29 replies 196 retweets 1,376 likes
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      2. Rev. DJ “Bacon Tits” Khaled‏ @DumbPunchMan May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BrittanySomeone

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Brittany Simon ♡‏ @BrittanySomeone May 28
        Replying to @DumbPunchMan @TheOnion

        Haha

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Rev. DJ “Bacon Tits” Khaled‏ @DumbPunchMan May 28
        Replying to @BrittanySomeone @TheOnion

        Figured you’d have the same reaction. It’s way too true

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Brittany Simon ♡‏ @BrittanySomeone May 28
        Replying to @DumbPunchMan @TheOnion

        Onion makes me happy because its so funny

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Rev. DJ “Bacon Tits” Khaled‏ @DumbPunchMan May 28
        Replying to @BrittanySomeone @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/eV8ibk6L7j

        1 reply 4 retweets 8 likes
      7.  🐱 🐲Kittie Lexx 🐲 🐱‏ @whiterecluse89 May 28
        Replying to @DumbPunchMan @BrittanySomeone @TheOnion

        Omg😂😂😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Est.1989‏ @UmbrellaFam17 May 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So does everyone else. Wtf

        2 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Śérgìò‏ @SurgProtectr May 27
        Replying to @UmbrellaFam17 @TheOnion

        Woooosh

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. rajhiemwilliam‏ @rajhiemwilliam1 May 27
        Replying to @SurgProtectr @UmbrellaFam17 @TheOnion

        😂😂 poor guypic.twitter.com/ao9oLox4gP

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
      1. Cookie Monster‏ @Elmo_Cookie2020 May 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/IVjRRRi88M

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. CyberBlaze‏ @BryceZabel May 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good God, whatever happened to simple decency?

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      1. nihilistic misanthrope‏ @itsjustafacade May 27
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        I like to watch myself in the mirror during sex not because I’m a narcissistic person but so I know for certain that it’s actually happening and not just another dream I’ve gotten lost in

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      1. Han Shot First‏ @han__shot_first May 27
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        This country is going straight to hell!

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      1. Captain Craptastic‏ @captncraptastic May 27
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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cbUW2EY4KE …

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      1. Mare‏ @lalalaratta May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Accident or intentional that man pictured looks like Mitt Romney?

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      2. Tbro‏ @tebro55 May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Disgusting!!! Ugh!!! 😂

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      3. EJR‏ @EJR84073158 May 28
        Replying to @tebro55 @TheOnion

        Can someone explain?

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      4. Tbro‏ @tebro55 May 29
        Replying to @EJR84073158 @TheOnion

        Just sarcasm.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. OrangeSOMM‏ @OrangeS0MM May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not on my Christian server

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