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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 27

    CNN Panelists Warn North Korea Situation Way Too Complex For Them To Discuss Intelligently https://trib.al/VO3N2Ik pic.twitter.com/kFC7O8ktqo

    7:57 AM - 27 May 2018
    • 1,458 Retweets
    • 4,527 Likes
    • Xsdf24 Judith Carol Chase Carry Malle Jon Burk Sarah Jane ☕🍕🎯 Olly573 🇺🇸Keith Ross🇺🇸Vote Red November 6th JaysssOk Stop Bolsonaro again before it's too late
    159 replies 1,458 retweets 4,527 likes
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      2. Gregory Koblentz‏ @gregkoblentz May 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @JChengWSJ

        Unles that panel has @NarangVipin @ArmsControlWonk @Joshua_Pollack @duyeonkim @JBWolfsthal @nktpnd @AndreaRBerger @WonkVJ @AbeDenmark @Michael_NKLW @j3nnyt0wn @BruceKlingner and of course @Robert_E_Kelly (with kids)

        4 replies 1 retweet 16 likes
      3. Abraham M. Denmark‏Verified account @AbeDenmark May 27
        Replying to @gregkoblentz @TheOnion and

        Thanks! Don’t forget @newsjean, @SueMiTerry, @MiraRappHooper, @rosenbergerlm, @lindseywford, @junghpak1, @annafifield, and @kellymagsamen!

        1 reply 2 retweets 24 likes
      4. Anna Fifield‏Verified account @annafifield May 27
        Replying to @AbeDenmark @gregkoblentz and

        I see what you did there, Abe, and I like it

        2 replies 2 retweets 21 likes
      5. Duyeon Kim‏ @duyeonkim May 27
        Replying to @annafifield @AbeDenmark and

        Also @mhanham Katrin Katz @KathyHSMoon @SheenaGreitens @SheilaSmithCFR @BonnieGlaser @motokorich @BBCLBicker @osmastro Katy Kongdan Oh @snydersas @RalphCossa @VictorDCha @ajmount @SPFZumwalt @TMCountryman

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      6. Gregory Koblentz‏ @gregkoblentz May 27
        Replying to @duyeonkim @annafifield and

        OK @CNN @cnni that’s 30+ real North Korea and nuclear experts to invite onto your shows to provide informed in-depth analysis. Prove @TheOnion wrong.

        2 replies 3 retweets 11 likes
      7. Van Jackson‏ @WonkVJ May 27
        Replying to @gregkoblentz @duyeonkim and

        Yes, there’s no shortage of people who know what they’re talking about. Show producers need to stop booking terrorism experts and syndicated columnists to talk about North Korea. Security no longer equals 9/11

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      8. Adam Mount‏ @ajmount May 27
        Replying to @WonkVJ @gregkoblentz and

        I for one would like to hear from "Democratic and Republican strategists." On this highly partisan issue it's helpful to have someone regurgitate Republican talking points and the Democrats' lack thereof.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      9. Adam Mount‏ @ajmount May 27
        Replying to @ajmount @WonkVJ and

        But aside from a couple of hiccups I've generally been impressed with the job networks have done. It's great to see so many people listed above in the press giving strong analysis. Producers: if there is something you're looking for, any of these people can put you in touch.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Token White Guy‏ @TokenWhiteAlan May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Token White Guy Retweeted The Onion

        Question..... Is a parody news article really still a parody when it contains so much truth in it? Asking on behalf of #CNN.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1000752755877842944 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        CNN Panelists Warn North Korea Situation Way Too Complex For Them To Discuss Intelligently https://trib.al/VO3N2Ik  pic.twitter.com/kFC7O8ktqo
        0 replies 21 retweets 34 likes
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      2. Trent Harris‏ @trentharris May 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @SeldenGADawgs

        EVERYTHING is far too complicated for @CNN to discuss intelligently!

        1 reply 7 retweets 53 likes
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      1. Donald Nelson‏ @HanoyShan May 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At least it's not another panel of Trump voters.

        4 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. JK‏ @JKHokie May 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @Moj_kobe

        That ensemble looks like a bad reboot of “The Office”.

        0 replies 5 retweets 29 likes
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      2. Denis Mikel‏ @MikelDenis May 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Congrats Rick! You made it into an Onion headline. @TheRickWilson

        1 reply 3 retweets 11 likes
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      2. lol‏ @schumps3 May 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        but. this isn’t satire. it’s just true.

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      3. Tony Shaffer‏Verified account @T_S_P_O_O_K_Y May 27
        Replying to @schumps3 @TheOnion

        yep

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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