A really violent sneeze
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Kevin spacey gets ventilated.
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we can only hope
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American Beauty.
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Projectile period. Happens all the time.
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Jackson Pollock! Not again.....
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Obviously someone took a bite into a tomato
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Raspberry ripple?
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What a BLOODY SHAME!
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i smell sequel
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They wonder but only one man knows. Someone...
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Maybe not even a man. Maybe a boy
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Maybe not even a boy. Maybe a man.
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Maybe not even a boy or a man, maybe a male baby
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Maybe a ticked off ex girlfriend.

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Yes! That’s probably it! It was a bitch ex girlfriend! Yes! Let’s trivialize the well being of women and girls forever!
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Just including women. Sorry if I offended your stereotype that only men are killers.
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No, it’s fine. I was simply satirizing the rampant misogyny in this country.
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