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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 26

    Person Standing Far Away From Burial Must Have Deep, Dark Secret About Deceased https://trib.al/uTLhAlZ pic.twitter.com/KRg0wBmwXr

    12:46 PM - 26 May 2018
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    • Chris Kennedy S. Esmerie 📚 Pray for Mojo reagan f🌲 Megatron Autaubot Carnival(Royale) of Horrors Mahnoor Maqsood Gorph Melissa Boorette 👻
    24 replies 436 retweets 3,651 likes
      1. Zack‏ @TheZephyrStorm May 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Chances are he’s inner monologuing

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      1. george‏ @Geo77ge May 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The guy is so tiny he just appears to be standing far away

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      2. Kate Sweeney‏ @tweens63 May 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pretty sure it's this guy. He's always...lurking. Creepy as hell. 😱pic.twitter.com/csD4LJrFVT

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Nikoslav  🇷🇺‏ @nksedya May 26
        Replying to @tweens63 @TheOnion

        What if DJT is a puppet and that guy is a ventriloquist?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Alison Mundy‏ @biggly2008 May 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes, this is typically where the mistress or person who ordered the hit is positioned...

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      1. nihilistic misanthrope‏ @itsjustafacade May 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The cougar and her lover both killed her husband. The man in the background is the son who was written out of the will. He knows what they did and he's going to get revenge. He wants them to know they've been marked for death. Mother Never Loved Me coming soon to @hulu

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      1. Ask Grags‏ @askgrags May 26
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        He might be a detective looking for clues and observing the mourners closely

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      1. A.Hugh Manbeing‏ @Falcon61372336 May 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Person in the background is the deceased he faked his death.

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      1. MATTHEW MAGUIRE‏ @MATTHEW72081434 May 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know but you are not worthy of my knowledge ☠️💀👻pic.twitter.com/oN2jA3zGvK

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      1. Duke9555‏ @duke9555 May 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Or he's a lost victim of autism

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      1. Nikoslav  🇷🇺‏ @nksedya May 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Imagine just going to random funerals and standing there far away, smoking.

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      1. Franny‏ @effleess May 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Slender?

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      1. Jason‏ @dolphfan36 May 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Suspicious

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines May 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Florist gonna resell the arrangement

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      1. Keiron‏ @RealKeiron May 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @AnnaBananaHops

        Or , they have a cold and don't want to give it to anyone else ? #Considerate

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      1. Kuh - lie - uh - pē‏ @Jibbe15 May 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Or maybe be was just being really creepy

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      1. JC Dillard‏ @dillard_jc May 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Conspiracy nuts!!! Could he be the step father allowing mother & Son time alone a father's grave? You MUST be liberals with your half empty glasses.

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      1. V Kitchen, DJ Ⓥ‏ @VeganKitchen May 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        CIA like intelligence and intellect straight from The Onions mouth. #OnionsAreVegan

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