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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 25

    Yankees Fans Pack Stadium For Asshole Heritage Night https://trib.al/LKe90F4 pic.twitter.com/lGJ0ESlFrY

    4:16 PM - 25 May 2018
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    • 𝒥𝑜𝑒 Dom Poll Cat Patrick Shanley B.B. McGinty ~DJ~ Albort Einstone PratticusFinch Dax Trujillo
    37 replies 604 retweets 2,008 likes
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      2. Quinn‏ @tiredbrewer0927 May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Isn’t that every game at Yankee Stadium?

        2 replies 1 retweet 20 likes
      3. James‏ @Kanobe24 May 25
        Replying to @tiredbrewer0927 @TheOnion

        At least they don’t have clan meetings in the outfield bleachers like at Fenway.

        2 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
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      2. John Drummond‏ @4eyesJohnny May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        John Drummond Retweeted The Onion

        I hope @leaveit4later made it to the game. Maybe @WDrummondArtist can catch it on satellite. @SoxOnTheBrainhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1000153554269720576?s=19 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Yankees Fans Pack Stadium For Asshole Heritage Night https://trib.al/LKe90F4  pic.twitter.com/lGJ0ESlFrY
        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. David Drummond‏ @leaveit4later May 25
        Replying to @4eyesJohnny @TheOnion and

        Ha slow news day!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. warren drummond‏ @WDrummondArtist May 25
        Replying to @leaveit4later @4eyesJohnny and

        No BAD news is good news, Bro!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. David Drummond‏ @leaveit4later May 25
        Replying to @WDrummondArtist @4eyesJohnny and

        Ha I guess... & Lebron won!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Stephen BOOsiah‏ @StephenJosiah13 May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        YESSSS ONION DRAG THEMMMM

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Drew Zakmin‏ @1HLpodcast May 25
        Replying to @StephenJosiah13 @TheOnion

        Bitter Mets fan. Shame.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Stephen BOOsiah‏ @StephenJosiah13 May 25
        Replying to @1HLpodcast @TheOnion

        Oh I'm well past bitter. 20 years of being a Mets fan has just turned me into an eternal pessimist with zero tolerance for bandwagon tomfoolery.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Drew Zakmin‏ @1HLpodcast May 25
        Replying to @StephenJosiah13 @TheOnion

        Appreciate the honesty!! I have to live with never watching Don Mattingly win a ring.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Stephen BOOsiah‏ @StephenJosiah13 May 25
        Replying to @1HLpodcast @TheOnion

        Your Don Mattingly is my David Wright. It's a shame.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Drew Zakmin‏ @1HLpodcast May 25
        Replying to @StephenJosiah13 @TheOnion

        Yikes. It's sad, right? He really was Capt America. Class act.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Stephen BOOsiah‏ @StephenJosiah13 May 25
        Replying to @1HLpodcast @TheOnion

        Yea. It does seem like Brandon Nimmo has accepted the spiritual baton in a lot of ways, though. I hope the talent is comparable too because that would be amazing.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. Drew Zakmin‏ @1HLpodcast May 25
        Replying to @StephenJosiah13 @TheOnion

        I really thought the mets were set up with that rotation. Still have a shot if they can hit. And Nimmo seems solid so far.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. River Ave. Blues‏ @RiverAveBlues May 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. The Shaved Yeti‏ @hanwitopa May 28
        Replying to @RiverAveBlues @TheOnion

        I bet they are Met fans.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Liam Jeffries‏ @ljeff1000 May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Weird that the author of this piece would confuse Yankee Stadium for Fenway Park.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. V Kitchen, DJ Ⓥ‏ @VeganKitchen May 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        why? Vegans coming?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Mycroft VII‏ @mycroft_vii May 28
        Replying to @VeganKitchen @TheOnion

        Swing and a miss!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. V Kitchen, DJ Ⓥ‏ @VeganKitchen May 28
        Replying to @mycroft_vii @TheOnion

        Hear, batter batter batter, écoute ❤

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation

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