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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 25

    Unemployed Scientists Prove Dog Likes Beer https://trib.al/PsdIrar pic.twitter.com/Ucvuwq9uxI

    3:14 PM - 25 May 2018
    • 352 Retweets
    • 2,452 Likes
    • turner Ahmed Sabry James Travis but spookier Kyle tommy leavitt the darbadook elohim David McEvoy YNWA loopkoom@
    27 replies 352 retweets 2,452 likes
      1. Hitesh‏ @Hitesh_117 May 25
        Replying to @RobertDuchene7 @TheOnion

        Don’t you mean... beer reviewed?pic.twitter.com/IpoHCXedCd

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      2. Karen‏ @lurkerkat May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I have serious doubts that the sample size was large enough to establish statistical significance.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. Motherly Incorrect‏ @MomIncorrect May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dog proves men like beer.

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      2. Nuzhat Islam‏ @metalfreakneo May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @nikkiblackcat

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      3. nikki “future corpse” black‏ @nikkiblackcat May 25
        Replying to @metalfreakneo @TheOnion

        holy shit what

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      4. Nuzhat Islam‏ @metalfreakneo May 25
        Replying to @nikkiblackcat @TheOnion

        Eeeeeeeeeeyuuup!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. steve holt‏ @steveholt70 May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That might also be because they can’t hold a lemon when they take a tequila shot.

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      1. V Kitchen, DJ Ⓥ‏ @VeganKitchen May 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #veganproblems

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      1. Bogdan Mendryshora‏ @BMendry May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Breakthrough @irena_fridman

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      1. Nerdy Nix Nook‏ @Bosco685 May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just don't mention the words 'Global Warming' and you should easily be cleared for a government grant on this critical study. Promise!

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      1. Jason‏ @dolphfan36 May 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Only if the dogs 21

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      1. V Kitchen, DJ Ⓥ‏ @VeganKitchen May 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        something every vegan knows, but no none wants to hear...dogs like beer.

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      1. Marcos Descalzi‏ @mdescalzi965 May 26
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        😍😍😍

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      1. Volk001Tambovsky‏ @TambovskVolk001 May 26
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        Do not get the dog drunk... plz

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines May 26
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        Unemployed Scientists Smoke Kibbles and Bits

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      1. Leon Jacyna‏ @LeonJacyna May 26
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        How did this study get past the ethics committee?

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      1. Cal Oscar‏ @RacsolCaloscar May 25
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        #metoo 😅

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