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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 25

    Did You Know?pic.twitter.com/kbuhoJATP0

    1:41 PM - 25 May 2018
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    19 replies 225 retweets 915 likes
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      2. J. Miller‏ @conjecturally May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It gets paid half as much for holding water?

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      3. Freedfg‏ @freedfg1 May 25
        Replying to @conjecturally @TheOnion

        It only holds 77% of the water.

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      1. mullen‏ @pmullen87 May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maybe a bucket is a male pail?pic.twitter.com/ScqF5e0lae

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      2. Johji Love‏ @knyckque May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This actually make sense if you think about in Spanish: "Una pala es un tobo femenino"

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      3. Tom‏ @tomsteen55 May 25
        Replying to @knyckque @TheOnion

        Y una pena es un pene feminino

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Johji Love‏ @knyckque May 25
        Replying to @tomsteen55 @TheOnion

        Que rica esa pena!!!

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      1. No pos meow‏ @lil_chiltipin May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How dare you guys assume a bucket's gender! 😂

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      1. G's World‏ @geeminee May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just so I'm clear: those of you commenting it holds 23% less water... That's what you think? That women only accomplish 77% of the work their male colleagues do? Like if a guy & a girl have to collect 100 rocks, the girl only collects 77?

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      1. Christian Caldwell‏ @TruckeeRiverRat May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        sooooo, "there's a hole in the bucket dear liza, a hole" takes on a whole nuther level

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      1. Mr BUCK‏ @TheRealMrBuck May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ohh.. i think i might be gay..

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      1. Doug Hughes‏ @Doug_E_Fresh_11 May 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A lemon 🍋 is a female lime

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      1. The Spook Spectre‏ @TheSparkSpectre May 25
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        Racism

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      1. Rick Scott‏ @backsides14 May 25
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        Wait a minute......

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      1. Ty Love‏ @moriya2k2 May 25
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        pic.twitter.com/rE5sFFC8ON

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines May 25
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        Thus the Belafonte song..

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      1. Star Foth‏ @Starfoth May 25
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        Yes

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      1. Obi-Wan Kenobi‏ @SirBenKenobi May 25
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        As a misogynist, I will have to mistreat her now.

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      1. SteelMan‏ @GenerationStraw May 25
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        Does it contain only .77 the amount of liquid as its male counterpart?

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