Hysterical!
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I'm starting to struggle to tell the difference between your satire and just. This is what's happening. When the white house is a literal parody of itself, what even IS satire?
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Trump Calls Onion "fake news", World Responds, "DUH!...Still more genuine than Fox News though", To Which Rudy Guiliani Replies "I smell sh*t...you smell sh*t? I do. Can't u tell by the look on my face?"
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He's envious of Kim's do & suits. Waiting on tailor & mega-dose of Propecia
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What is a Deipnosophist, anyway? What I think about it? "Professional DTisamoronologist'.
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I knew president pence didn't want talks once he mentioned Libya...i don't know what Mr Dennison thinks
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A professional what-to-phist? :o
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This whole conflict can be swiftly resolved by a healthy dose of Booty Wave.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lmCjJ0VBjjU …
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Or perhaps he'll live, proving predictions by
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Mike Pence’s honour is not a thing.
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Man of honor after Eddard Stark.
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Day late and dollar short.
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