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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 25

    Trump Cancels Meeting With North Korea https://trib.al/gpiTQzn  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/KeCye1Z52W

    1:10 PM - 25 May 2018
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      1. Legal-EI‏ @legalenglish111 May 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hysterical!

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      1. Comics will come. When I get off my ass.‏ @Stoodmufffin May 25
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        I'm starting to struggle to tell the difference between your satire and just. This is what's happening. When the white house is a literal parody of itself, what even IS satire?

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      1. SiameseCatTwins4Ever‏ @SiameseCatTwins May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump Calls Onion "fake news", World Responds, "DUH!...Still more genuine than Fox News though", To Which Rudy Guiliani Replies "I smell sh*t...you smell sh*t? I do. Can't u tell by the look on my face?"

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      1. Terry Lochmann‏ @stbrnoldfrt May 25
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        He's envious of Kim's do & suits. Waiting on tailor & mega-dose of Propecia

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      1. Mary Hilton‏ @FMHilton May 25
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        What is a Deipnosophist, anyway? What I think about it? "Professional DTisamoronologist'.

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      1. Doug Roling‏ @DougRoling1 May 25
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        I knew president pence didn't want talks once he mentioned Libya...i don't know what Mr Dennison thinks

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      1. Steve Bouchard‏ @sbouchard67 May 25
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        Covered nicely here.https://bit.ly/2KSEE3C 

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      1. Robin Keet‏ @robinkeet May 25
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        A professional what-to-phist? :o

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      1. Kamil Kolasiński‏ @Rayman1113 May 25
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        This whole conflict can be swiftly resolved by a healthy dose of Booty Wave.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lmCjJ0VBjjU …

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      1. James M. Ray‏ @Jamesmiltonray May 25
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        Or perhaps he'll live, proving predictions by @ScottAdamsSays tend to come true.

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 May 25
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        Mike Pence’s honour is not a thing.

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      1. 𝕾𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖉‏ @0_Sacchidanand May 25
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        Man of honor after Eddard Stark. #NorthRemembers

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      1. Coco‏ @NancyLChapman May 25
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        Day late and dollar short.

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