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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 25

    Hollywood Producer Can’t Help But Think About How Much Money He Could Make Off Movie About Harvey Weinstein Scandal https://trib.al/qWibqWo pic.twitter.com/dhoVWCRygx

    12:08 PM - 25 May 2018
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    32 replies 260 retweets 1,603 likes
      1. Admrl_ZERO‏ @Admrl_Zero May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Solid sweater choice... Menendez 89 collection

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Being Harvey Weinstein . . . . . . .

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      2. d̶m̶c̶s̶h̶i̶n̶o̶b̶i̶  🎃‏ @David_Carbley May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is Kevin Spacey available for the role?

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Sam Palasota‏ @SamPalasota May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Dinner With Harvey...The Musical"

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      1. 🆂 🅾🅼🅴 🅶🆄🆈™  🍁‏ @JWH1895 May 25
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        Hollywood Producer Can’t Help But Think About How Much Money He Could Make Off Movie About Harvey Weinstein Scandal... and the women who would do anything to get a part in the movie.

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      1. cap’n cortisol‏ @mattsuede May 25
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        Ah, the old "who, me?" sweater costume...pic.twitter.com/Drj2DoceBe

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      1. tanyia‏ @tanyia May 25
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        Morgan Freeman can narrate

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      1. John Dupont‏ @dupont_john May 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought the same thing yesterday. It would make one heck of a movie and he’d have no qualm about producing it. Weinstein has no shame — and I felt that way about him before this scandal.

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      1. CiCi: Talent,HR,Brand,Strategy & Management‏ @STFUImTweetn0_o May 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @CitizensIntel

        He Legitimately Avoided Turning Himself In For Months and Bought Himself Enough Time This Story Is Much Bigger and The Script Will Need To Go Through Several Eyes and Approvals Before It Can Go Into Production, Right Now Hollywood Needs To Be Concerned

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      1. CiCi: Talent,HR,Brand,Strategy & Management‏ @STFUImTweetn0_o May 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @CitizensIntel

        Can They Wait and Stay The Production Of This Film.. He Got A Fairly Low Bail For The Amount Of Crimes He Commited Which Means He Cut A Deal and Is About To Role On Everyone

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      1. Rick Unger‏ @Ray64cents May 25
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        #Weinstein4jailpic.twitter.com/lYm18SOIWD

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      1. Chris Carbaugh‏ @Da_CTrain May 25
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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 May 25
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        Soon, Harvey Weinstein’s Animal Instincts.https://www.redbubble.com/people/alex4444/works/28424061-harvey-weinstein-s-animal-instincts?asc=u&p=framed-print …

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      1. GamePhantom‏ @Phantomcrossing May 25
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        You joke, but that’s something likely to happen.

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