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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 25

    Flight Attendant Licks Her Lips As Traveler Approaches Gate With Large Suitcase https://trib.al/JZU0MZu pic.twitter.com/vEgLwC80O3

    11:37 AM - 25 May 2018
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    19 replies 146 retweets 1,191 likes
      1. nihilistic misanthrope‏ @itsjustafacade May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shortly after I boarded the plane this same flight attended giggled when she saw my small carry on. She asked “what are you gonna do with that thing?” as she pointed at laughed with the other attendants. Even the pilot was laughing. What a humiliating experience!

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        After a trip to Italy, a steward once told me my Genoa salami had to put under my seat....I miss understood and got kicked off the flight...do I have a lawsuit?

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      1. The Colon‏ @thecolonnews May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        https://www.thecolonnews.com/single-post/2018/03/23/DramaTeacherNotesSafetyDemonstration …

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        One day Flight Attendants will be replaced by robots which ironically will be the size of a Large Suitcase.

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      1. Sarx88  🇮🇹 🇪🇺‏ @Sarx88 May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Must be Ryanair

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      2. Lotus Eater‏ @Rocketeam May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @candylovesyou

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Next step will be charging passengers by their body weight..... Welcome Aboard Big Boy!!!

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      1. Scarecrow of Nazareth‏ @ParamedicX May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        IF ONLY

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      1. Not Donald Glover  🍚‏ @Deeoderant May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She looking at the passenger likepic.twitter.com/xvanET16cd

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      1. Amir‏ @amirthful May 25
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        What is this supposed to imply

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      1. Kevin Kroger‏ @UrbanChefPHL May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Was this supposed to get me horny?

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      1. Samuel Petersen‏ @theearthstars May 25
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        She's got #hungry #eyespic.twitter.com/jEGeMl97iX

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      1. MouMou&CousCous‏ @CouscousMoumou May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dry lips probably. Thats why drinking enough water is really important.

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      1. Birgit Nazarian‏ @birkirstin May 25
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        LOL! Yup. Flying is such a treat.

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      1. Jings Ndthings‏ @JingsNdthings May 25
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        funny because penis

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      1. H.L. Cherryholmes 📚‏ @hlcherryholmes May 25
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        If only.

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Does she think there’s meat in the suitcase?

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