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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 25

    Jerry Jones Offers To Pay Players' Fines For Domestic Violence https://trib.al/xwDxvTL pic.twitter.com/xPu2x6SXV4

    10:35 AM - 25 May 2018
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    • handandahalf Marco Luoma Josh SCARELY bethlevin harry ConcernedCitizen1121 CS Laura 🇨🇦 scars remind us that the past is real tear my hear
    44 replies 884 retweets 3,205 likes
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      2. I only tweet nice things‏ @JonOsborneBooks May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This picture was taken five years after he died

        1 reply 0 retweets 38 likes
      3. Bradley‏ @FraternityLeave May 25
        Replying to @JonOsborneBooks @TheOnion

        Uncanny isn’t it? ⬇️pic.twitter.com/u2FKiqepPC

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. President Big Brain‏ @knucklepushup May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        👏🤣pic.twitter.com/bBR6Q3TwJP

        1 reply 1 retweet 11 likes
      3. Trilliam Fancyson‏ @TaintToucher May 25
        Replying to @knucklepushup @TheOnion

        What do you type in for this gif

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. President Big Brain‏ @knucklepushup May 25
        Replying to @TrillTaint @TheOnion

        "trump anthem" usually does the trick

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Millennio Martinez‏ @Dmarvelous5000 May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        as the years go by, The Onion's satire gets closer and closer to reality. I'm guessing they'll be one in the same by mid-century.

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      1. Mike Richardson‏ @MBRichardson May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I had always assumed he was already doing that.

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      1. Damon‏ @Badmotherrucker May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He’ll be broke by Christmas.

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      2. Oniraptor ™️‏ @0NlRAPTOR May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        sadly, I laughed at this. Im a horrible person.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero May 25
        Replying to @0NlRAPTOR @TheOnion

        I laughed at it too and I feel no shame...fuck Jerry Jones.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1.  🙌 Wu Gambino  🐝‏ @protektyaneck36 May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He will pay for this but not for kneeling

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Mooky Troubadour‏ @MookyTroubadour May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How long until this is true? I mean, the Onion used to be satire, but now is just an early warning.

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      2. Wakemeupfromthisnightmare‏ @POOBAHPOX May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @real_farmacist

        That's real rich! You will pay their fine for kicking the SHIT out of their women/ domestic partner but they can't bend the knee in protest for the injustices that black people suffer at the hands of some rogue police. WTF!pic.twitter.com/CULcwQRZWg

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Sue Donim‏ @Letter2Life May 25
        Replying to @POOBAHPOX @TheOnion @real_farmacist

        It's satire, sweetie. Frighteningly close to real life, but fake nonetheless.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Peter‏ @pnutz409 May 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sadly this is all too believable

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      1. Brick Top‏ @Hubb14208328 May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Darth Sidious

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      1. The Guru Pitka‏ @NAndreuk31 May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And other assorted felonies...

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      1. Ay caramba!‏ @jgca68 May 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not funny. 🤨

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