I’ll just systematically starve myself, thanks tho
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I thought this was real! My downstairs neighbors called the cops.
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The article was clearly a joke, but the workout actually looked half decent!https://open.spotify.com/user/12166879538/playlist/6tHcyI0PBMZoTqkXoEh4fv …
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Yeah sorry Onion this joke is meh. The girls are too pretty and the workout isnt two-thirds bad. Gimme some biting satire!
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I actually thought this was going to involve removing a limb.
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This may or may not be the most reliable thing posted by the onion.
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I wish I had known this earlier!
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