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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 25

    L’Oreal Suspends Production Of Irresistible 2-Step Lip Color Stick After Lab Rat Seduces Way Out Of Facility https://trib.al/1tonZTU pic.twitter.com/N9iqe8EFVR

    9:02 AM - 25 May 2018
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      1. Sam Palasota‏ @SamPalasota May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's animal cruelty"

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      1. Jay Embree  🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊‏ @embree_jay May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In a related story “Lab rat receives $130K in hush money”.

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      1. This space for Brent.‏ @lichtenbrent May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wouldn't that be a successful outcome?

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      1. Sharon Hoger‏ @ms_holstein May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion is crushing it today.

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      2. Christian Davis‏ @davisachristian May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @KingslyFishao

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      3. Christian Davis‏ @davisachristian May 25
        Replying to @davisachristian @TheOnion @KingslyFishao

        Stuart Little? More like Stuart "be looking like a" Little snack

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      2. DeathBecomesMe® 💀‏ @DeathBecomes_Me May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm fucking crying.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Slowly But Surely‏ @surelybutslowly May 25
        Replying to @DeathBecomes_Me @TheOnion

        That may be one of their best.

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      2. Nani‏ @NaniVHS3SWF May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @godofeurobeat

        pic.twitter.com/M6PDihziLI

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Witchy Limn‏ @Limnbasla May 26
        Replying to @NaniVHS3SWF @TheOnion @godofeurobeat

        Nah thats more of apic.twitter.com/ENP0HedKRz

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Hasse Erbine‏ @Hasserbine May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can see how! DAMN!

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      2. Erica Siegel‏ @ericasiegel May 26
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        @imsarahconley

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      3. Sarah Conley | Rascal Honey‏ @imsarahconley May 26
        Replying to @ericasiegel @TheOnion

        Um

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      2. John Murphy‏ @murppie1 May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AllieOxieFree do your rats do this?

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      3. •Allison•‏ @AllieOxieFree May 25
        Replying to @murppie1 @TheOnion

        Lol my girls are smart enough to!

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      1. Icarus‏ @telaesquandolas May 25
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        get this product where i can buy it now #takemymoney😆

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