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Report: We Don’t Make Any Money If You Don’t Click The Fucking Link https://trib.al/FMhL4pm pic.twitter.com/9tQeT8YXOx
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Transportation Secretary Calls For $200 Billion In Funding To Repair Nation’s Rickety Wooden Bridges https://trib.al/fkRcRHI pic.twitter.com/zY3sk17LYm
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Victorious Patrick Mahomes Thanks Bears For Drafting Mitchell Trubisky https://trib.al/B4UBiBC pic.twitter.com/I1kc3qWshF
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Super Bowl Confetti Made Entirely From Shredded Concussion Studies https://trib.al/fWlSFeg pic.twitter.com/mOqyXBqQNY
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Chiefs Finally Overcome Curse Of Not Being Good For A Very Long Time https://trib.al/OMoKk6V pic.twitter.com/7hAVGzsLrR
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Mike Shanahan Storms Onto Super Bowl Field To Berate Ref For Bullshit Call Against His Boy https://trib.al/PAfVKKK pic.twitter.com/4nNF4djXY8
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Adorable Super Bowl Encourages Fans To Adopt Abandoned, Stray Football Players https://trib.al/JdXrg2V pic.twitter.com/vQWrC5zqn3
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Bored 49ers Fan Already Watched J. Lo Perform At Start-Up’s Holiday Party https://trib.al/t1fQDHJ pic.twitter.com/Z7TV4ZTAaS
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‘She’s About My Age,’ Reports Mom Watching Halftime Show https://trib.al/maGJ5kk pic.twitter.com/yL2oqkKy62
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Super Bowl Party Host Screams At Guests For Lackluster First-Half Snacking https://trib.al/mfHhNfv pic.twitter.com/TfVYJ8Zekh
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Sammy Watkins Stops Running In Middle Of Route To Look Around, Soak In This Special Moment https://trib.al/pT9x4E9 pic.twitter.com/YTznXqkHga
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FOX Adds Highlighted Line On Field Showing Women How Far Away They Should Stay From Tyreek Hill https://trib.al/FkOQbRF pic.twitter.com/KqZTETm89R
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Nick Bosa Frustrated Some Guy Always Standing In Way When He’s Trying To Rush Pocket https://trib.al/crFAx53 pic.twitter.com/5ZeKuNfWl9
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‘I’m Just Here For The Commercials,’ Jokes Man At Super Bowl Party Too Embarrassed To Admit He Desperate For Any Human Company https://trib.al/lIUOT00 pic.twitter.com/9TCmbTyEcQ
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Panicked Referee Trying To Retrieve Super Bowl Coin From Vending Machine Before Opening Toss https://trib.al/1sQlbqH pic.twitter.com/YBi5PNIYDB
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Increased Security Requirements For Super Bowl Mandate All Fan Clothes Be Made From Transparent Plastic https://trib.al/aUuxtJl pic.twitter.com/xoCv98A9vr
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Controversial Puppy Bowl Star Shits During National Anthem https://trib.al/EqES4Fw pic.twitter.com/wdulbhhfeD
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Grocery Store Not Fooling Anybody By Marketing Cantaloupe As Fun Super Bowl Snack https://trib.al/XZCZmJ7 pic.twitter.com/dvd0rLVPLh
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‘You’re A Piece Of Shit And I Hope Everyone Like You Dies,’ Says Biden To Democratic Voter In Stirring Call For Party Unity https://trib.al/ACuBHRw pic.twitter.com/2AR3zLkchw
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NFL Announces Super Bowl Tickets Only Available For Purchase One Hour Before Kickoff At Stadium Box Office https://trib.al/1c0zllq pic.twitter.com/mZGaaTpKEo
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Kushner Promises Israel Plan Will Relocate All Palestinians To Generous Swath Of Mediterranean Sea https://trib.al/KSFZNnX pic.twitter.com/ZsJXHStKFi
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