Tweets
- Tweets
- Tweets & replies
- Photos & videos
This Dad Loved His Family So Much He Got Eye Enlargement Surgery So He Could Look At Them More http://www.clickhole.com/r/769tsd pic.twitter.com/YoWXb3nhe0
Top Story: Guard In Video Game Under Strict Orders To Repeatedly Pace Same Stretch Of Hallway http://onion.com/1pnN3dG pic.twitter.com/LpNRugdcbL
In Local News: Man Thinks People Care Enough About Him To Be Let Down By His Failures http://onion.com/1pnMPDB pic.twitter.com/zFl1AKvANA
In Commentary: "That’s just a cold, hard fact of life where I’m from.” http://onion.com/1pnMxMO pic.twitter.com/oedgmzevkj
In Lifestyle News | Researchers: Quality Of Sleep May Be Affected By Abandoning Family In 1994 http://onion.com/1pnMjoW pic.twitter.com/GB7LsZ9s95
This Week’s Top Story: Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed http://onion.com/1pnM5OC pic.twitter.com/6x6Y5Z6upl
Did you know more than 200,000 animals die each year from regular trips and falls? http://onion.com/1pnLNHM pic.twitter.com/UbCDziXHMD
In Politics: Voters Excited To Use Midterms To Put Country Back On Different Wrong Track http://onion.com/1pnLzAi pic.twitter.com/yVc8yBQnA7
SPONSORED: New Video Game ‘Horrifying’ For Anyone Who’s Never Experienced Terror Of Real Life http://onion.com/1pnLixl
This Week Last Year: Blood-Soaked Mayor Bloomberg Announces Homelessness No Longer A Problem In New York City http://onion.com/1pnL3lG
In Local News: Genetics Emphatically Deny Playing Any Part In Area Man’s Body http://onion.com/1pnKngn pic.twitter.com/CTPvhy5BmE
Study: Marriages Between Perfectly Matched Couples Should Still Only Last About 15 Years http://onion.com/1vGuHMh pic.twitter.com/twLJlg7jnQ
Populist Candidate Gaining Support Among Underrepresented Corporations http://onion.com/1CyaIyg
Hazmat Worker Sees No Reason To Throw Away All This Perfectly Good Food http://onion.com/1CyaB5G pic.twitter.com/OwRAg1ipUw
Man Surrounded By Loved Ones Feels Awkward Being Only Person Dying http://onion.com/1CyaneR
What's scarier: my @pocketavatars Horrorscope or hearing @officialDannyT's voice coming out of a skeleton? http://onion.com/1Cy9yCW
New Carpet Cleaner Safe For Pets That Were Meant To Go On Living http://onion.com/1CxZjP0 pic.twitter.com/VydfzZ5eM0
Study Finds More Americans Waiting To Start Secret Second Families Until Later In Life http://onion.com/1tAg7WB pic.twitter.com/gqjU4q4nA2
[American Voices] “I’ll say it now: Unlimited access to CBS is the final nail in cable’s coffin.” http://onion.com/1voJZE1
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup.
Visit Twitter Status for more information.