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Report: Majority Of Baseball Players Swallow Up To Six Baseballs In Their Sleep Per Year http://trib.al/vyJZToP pic.twitter.com/iYANtE79YE
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Scientists: Humans Could Likely Outrun T-Rex http://trib.al/h4pWl7q
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Shelling From Royal Caribbean’s M.S. ‘Allure’ Sinks Carnival Cruise Vessel That Crossed Into Disputed Waters http://trib.al/f0sFpxU pic.twitter.com/nqcyKZ2YGB
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Furious, Unhinged Mitch McConnell Rams Healthcare Bill Through Senator
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Disgusted Researchers Can’t Even Bring Themselves To Find Out How Much Mayo The Average American Consumes Yearly http://trib.al/DRYjcwm pic.twitter.com/ksqTaOeIJp
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Congresswoman Calls Out Colleagues For Naming Orca Protection Bill After Herpic.twitter.com/HljcLoUiQN
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Nike Introduces New Line Of Sauce-Wicking Competitive Eating Apparel http://trib.al/xtTEY6w pic.twitter.com/BQi1qBBv1e
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Star Tour Operator Points Out Massive Costner Dropping To Awed Passengers http://trib.al/53q1F8N pic.twitter.com/IEv0HR0Zt1
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Will Smith Cast As Genie In Live-Action 'Aladdin' Remake http://trib.al/NvKZxwd
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Comic-Con Opens With Traditional Superhero Flyover http://trib.al/PWAnL8o pic.twitter.com/5aWCSVytez
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More Americans Putting Off Marriage Until Ultimatum http://trib.al/kgufddq pic.twitter.com/2Zjl5vSGfJ
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Vegan Unaware Pineapple He’s Eating Once Used To Beat Cow To Death http://trib.al/P4Wd76i pic.twitter.com/7j0gIYgfgS
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Father Still Has Complicated Series Of File Folders With Grown Son's Name On Them http://trib.al/0gxrfOH pic.twitter.com/U0APZTEpOQ
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