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  1. Pinned Tweet
    2 Mar 2018

    Report: We Don’t Make Any Money If You Don’t Click The Fucking Link

    2,003 replies . 8,492 retweets 67,111 likes
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  2. 6 hours ago

    Pennsylvania: “If you want to fuck we better hurry because Rumspringa ends tomorrow.”

    4 replies . 40 retweets 370 likes
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  3. 7 hours ago

    Idiot Walking Around With Fly Open

    9 replies . 98 retweets 1,383 likes
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  4. 8 hours ago

    New Historical Evidence Reveals Ancient Mesopotamians Invented Concept Of Zero After Catching Sight Of Total Fucking Loser

    35 replies . 239 retweets 2,366 likes
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  5. 8 hours ago

    Putin Pleased As Plot To Ruin Russian Economy, Destroy International Standing Goes Exactly To Plan

    38 replies . 310 retweets 1,229 likes
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  6. 9 hours ago

    Dog Screamed Into

    6 replies . 17 retweets 382 likes
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  7. 10 hours ago

    Nation Already Sick Of Baseball

    47 replies . 358 retweets 3,125 likes
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  8. 10 hours ago

    HR frowns on any significant misuse of company time.

    4 replies . 11 retweets 158 likes
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  9. 11 hours ago

    You work hard for your money. Now, hand it over.

    7 replies . 17 retweets 249 likes
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  10. 11 hours ago

    Wind Energy Company Pleads Guilty After Killing 150 Bald Eagles ?

    12 replies . 11 retweets 283 likes
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  11. 12 hours ago

    Lord Of Darkness Feeling Burnt Out By Repetitive Cycle Of Rising To Power, Being Defeated By Chosen One, Rising Again

    17 replies . 166 retweets 1,339 likes
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  12. 13 hours ago

    Pundits Warn Midterms Could Spell Doom For Democrats After Beto O’Rourke Announces Candidacy In Every Race In Country

    17 replies . 64 retweets 911 likes
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  13. 14 hours ago

    A Guide To Putin’s Inner Circle

    10 replies . 12 retweets 150 likes
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  14. 14 hours ago

    What To Know About Florida’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ Bill

    8 replies . 45 retweets 278 likes
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  15. 15 hours ago

    "That type of plan has America written all over it! You love it. And it’s okay! Don’t pretend you don’t!" — Vladimir Putin

    20 replies . 98 retweets 598 likes
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  16. 15 hours ago

    Self-Conscious Earth Cinches Equator To Give Self Waist Line

    18 replies . 83 retweets 1,119 likes
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  17. 16 hours ago

    Students Explain How College Has Censored Them

    9 replies . 28 retweets 336 likes
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  18. 17 hours ago

    Avant-Garde DJ Really Gets The Dance Floor Thinking

    16 replies . 162 retweets 1,453 likes
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  19. 17 hours ago

    Costumed Characters Will Be Able To Start Hugging Again At Disney Parks ?

    8 replies . 42 retweets 607 likes
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  20. 18 hours ago

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  21. 18 hours ago

    Trojan Introduces New Contraceptive Fife For Charming Sperm Out Of Vaginal Canal

    43 replies . 295 retweets 4,351 likes
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