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    The Old Morpheus‏ @TheOldMorpheus May 19

    tfw it’s your wedding day and she already on Tinder swipin’ right.pic.twitter.com/Bv1IMZlbvz

    7:21 AM - 19 May 2018
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    • Hugo Morão Amit  🇮🇳 ashok kumar Nicolai Kallis Nabill Abdulla Rick'89 That Sarcastic (Fuck you Gay Ops) Miggy Joe 🇺🇸
    17 replies 123 retweets 404 likes
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      2. 𝑔𝒶𝓎 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽‏ @xsbhxx May 19
        Replying to @TheOldMorpheus @_BorderReiver

        Come on if ya’ll are going to photoshop something at least make it believable 🤦‍♀️pic.twitter.com/BCJcgjAZPL

        1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
      3. The Old Morpheus‏ @TheOldMorpheus May 19
        Replying to @xsbhxx @_BorderReiver

        That wasn’t in the budget. 😂

        0 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
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      1. Comfy Creature  💀 🌲‏ @Bedhead_ May 19
        Replying to @TheOldMorpheus

        I’m sorry but I didn’t see love in his eyes. Once you’ve seen love in someone’s eyes, it’s unmistakable. The whole thing was super cringe and made me sad.

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      1. Greg Dennis‏ @TheRealGD May 20
        Replying to @TheOldMorpheus

        @BehindCurve bro....

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      1. Jason Gosnell‏ @StJohnscafe May 19
        Replying to @TheOldMorpheus

        Okay....so starting the jujitsu, weights, therapy and climbing a mountain for prayer....should be a good start.

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      1. Jason Gosnell‏ @StJohnscafe May 19
        Replying to @TheOldMorpheus @RationalMale

        We need a caption for that face....

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      1. sfsf‏ @sfsf1206 May 19
        Replying to @TheOldMorpheus

        pic.twitter.com/HSNqtoNNos

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      2. sfsf‏ @sfsf1206 May 19
        Replying to @TheOldMorpheus

        <Сотрудник израильской полиции задушил палестинского ребенка,котор. вышел протестовать после объявления о передаче посольства США в Иерусалиме.Ребенок говорил, что задыхается. Несмотря на попытки показать это видео на Youtube,оно постоянно удаляетсяpic.twitter.com/oV5rmQmVWZ

        nedouchennn
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      3. Blanke Cathy‏ @l_escala May 19
        Replying to @sfsf1206 @TheOldMorpheus

        Ik herken dat die neiging om je kind achter het behang te plakken en de sleutel weg te gooien.....

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      4. sfsf‏ @sfsf1206 May 20
        Replying to @l_escala @TheOldMorpheus

        < #Gaza Потыкаем в сионистов палкой? Очередное проявление "гуманизма" израильской военщины по отношению к мирным палестинцам:pic.twitter.com/bxOXCtgQVe

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      1. Rory Breaker‏ @Rory_Breaker_86 May 19
        Replying to @TheOldMorpheus @Blacklabellogic

        @luke_smallwood

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      1. ART‏ @FULLDEFENCE May 19
        Replying to @TheOldMorpheus @PhxGOP

        Once Stated. He'd Like To Come Back As Virus And Kill Humans.

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      1. Rashnok‏ @rashnok May 19
        Replying to @TheOldMorpheus

        That's been her whole deal this whole time. Apparently she's touting some book that guides women on monkey branching up and up and up

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      1. Señor Bob‏ @bobthewelder28 May 19
        Replying to @TheOldMorpheus

        who didnt see that coming

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