The Mossad

@TheMossadIL

We're the Mossad.....'s favorite Twitter account. Not associated with them but they wish they were.

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Joined September 2016

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  1. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Just in case people suspect you are a Mossad agent, wear this shirt so that they will know you are definitely not one.

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  2. Jan 3

    Just in case people suspect you are a Mossad agent, wear this shirt so that they will know you are definitely not one.

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  4. Jan 3

    Hey Jordan look at all the amazing things we can do by working together! What do you say guys?

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  5. Jan 3
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  6. Jan 3

    What to do when names 'Ridiculously Photogenic Genocidal Terrorist' picture of the year. What. To. Do...

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    26 Dec 2018
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  8. Jan 2

    Nos sentimos muito honrados por você ter pensado em nós, . Estávamos ocupados forjando documentos para a prisão do Lula.

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  9. Jan 2

    "...and then someone from the Mossad came and made me dance naked for a family of homicidal three-eyed Martians while my 7 children watched. It was horrible, I still remember their screams."

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  10. Jan 2
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  11. Jan 2
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  12. Jan 2

    Buh Bye . Hey, . Let's blow this hot dog stand.

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  13. Jan 1

    Israeli Prime Minister : "Your Hebrew is terrible, who taught you to speak?" : "."

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  14. Jan 1

    Brazilian president : "Your Portuguese is terrible, who taught you to speak?" : "."

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  15. Jan 1
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  16. Jan 1

    Woah, we're halfway there, woah-oh...

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  17. Dec 31

    If there was any doubt about our plans for world domination, has uncovered our plot to conquer Iran and then... Russia. Curses. Foiled again!

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  18. Dec 31
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  19. 31 Dec 2018

    Next year we're going to blow your mind with . So you'd better follow.

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  20. 31 Dec 2018

    Next year we're going to help BDS proponents avoid any and all Zionist products, services and innovations. Starting with their computers and smartphones.

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