Dear agents,
Due to time constraints (someone must maintain the space lasers) we are closing our online shop this month.
The shop will be open until March 31 and after that there will be no more TheMossadIL merch ever!
Use discount code MIVTSA-HISUL
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Out fixing the space laser shark tornado machine.
The Mossad: 🔫🐬✡️’s Tweets
This guy's responses to all our tweets have been AMAZING. We'll miss you most.
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Your account has been despicable, disgusting, repugnant and fifty other things but they would all be beeped.
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During our break we want to hear from you. What do you want to see from is in the future?
Our DMs are always open.
As is our email
themossadil @ gmail . com
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Here's what I want though.
This account should always be positive. It should entertain and educate. It needs to be less about convincing people that the other side is bad and more about building bridges even in the seemingly hopeless dumpster fire that is the 🇮🇱🇵🇸 conflict.
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Aside from being 100% pro-Israel and Zionist that we don't regret for a second, this account either stayed away from politics or gave both sides of the political aisle an equal trolling. This account has been called both leftist and pro-trump. A sign I've succeeded.
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On the other hand, like every corner of the internet, twitter has naturally & unavoidably become a place of toxic hate. From both sides of the conflict. I have been guilty of that myself even though the purpose of this account was to give you all a little break from that.
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Hi Twitter. We're going away for a bit. We hope we gave you a little corner of the internet to laugh and learn and cry. During the last 6 years this account actually influenced other official Israeli channels to add humour to their social media. We want to keep that going.
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Agents, today the web store is on its final day.
Thank you to all that have bought from us in the past! You have one last day. 💙
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During our Twitter break we're going to enlist the help of AI to make some awesome music.
Jimmy Page himself couldn't come up with this!
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2️⃣ days to go
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Dear agents,
Due to time constraints (someone must maintain the space lasers) we are closing our online shop this month.
The shop will be open until March 31 and after that there will be no more TheMossadIL merch ever!
Use discount code MIVTSA-HISUL
themossadil.com/discount/MIVTS
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To clarify "hanging up our skates". It's a break. We don't know for how long. We'll use the time to plan social media with new content & expand beyond Twitter.
There's a world out there we have yet to explore. We just found out there's a Timbits cereal.
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The judicial reforms are put on hold. The voices of the nation of Israel have been heard.
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Based on replies it's amazing how many people think:
- Bibi & Israel are not separate entities.
- I am leftist because I don't agree with 1 policy by Likud
- that we need to be like America
- that the protests are a coup attempt
- this has anything to do with 🇮🇱🇵🇸 conflict
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The miracle that is the democratic State of Israel is much much much much much much much bigger than you Mr. Prime Minister.
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Bibi what are you doing. Stop.
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BREAKING: Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu fires Minister of Defense Yoav Gallant a day after he called for suspending the judicial overhaul
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Kanye likes Jewish people again because Jonah Hill is Jewish. We like everyone in Lebanon because Keanu was born there.
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$7 USD is 25 ILS.
Why do we pay 35 ILS / month with annual?
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It is wonderful that the US Congress is taking a strong stand against foreign entities accessing information about private citizens.
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We would have done so much more with it.
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Ask us questions about Israel in the style of TikTok congressional hearings.
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One week to go, agents. It'll be gone forever.
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Dear agents,
Due to time constraints (someone must maintain the space lasers) we are closing our online shop this month.
The shop will be open until March 31 and after that there will be no more TheMossadIL merch ever!
Use discount code MIVTSA-HISUL
themossadil.com/discount/MIVTS
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I love that I have this twitter account. I love the open discussions. I love the followers from all over the world. Thank you.
I'm going to hang up my skates on 31.3.2023.
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I love that our country was built through the labour of people who left everything to make Aliyah and endured backbreaking work for years because they believed in a dream.
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I love that we were forced to find a way to recreate our homeland from nothing. I love that we overcame every difficulty and I love that we were able to market that knowledge to the world and today we have one the strongest economies in the world.
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I love that our military can be filmed and criticized and I love how we learn and correct our mistakes when we are wrong.
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I love that we are not perfect. But I love that we try harder than most.
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I love the mix of Jewish, Arab and Christian cultures. I love that everyone has an equal voice. I love that we listen.
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I love that my country has a strong democracy and everyone is free to speak their voices. And our people will not allow any one government to compromise that.
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I love that the gathering of Jews from all around the world gave Israel a rich and unique cultural mix.
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I love that I live right next door to where Maccabees kicked Seleucid ass.
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I love that I live among people who share my traditions and rich history.
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LOL
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lsraeli colonial settlers violate the sacredness of the Al-Ibrahimi Mosque, holding a party inside its walls.
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10 days to go! Get 'em while you can!
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Dear agents,
Due to time constraints (someone must maintain the space lasers) we are closing our online shop this month.
The shop will be open until March 31 and after that there will be no more TheMossadIL merch ever!
Use discount code MIVTSA-HISUL
themossadil.com/discount/MIVTS
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The following things will happen to you if you drive into Tel Aviv with Palestinian license plates:
- uneventfully arrive at destination
- probably have coffee
- go back home and maybe have a bath
If you drive into a Palestinian city with Israeli plates:
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The German tourist who was attacked in Shechem recalls: "I didn't know if I'd get out of there alive... we tried to explain in English that we were tourists, not Jews; that we're not a target for them
But they didn't hear or understand us, just kept screaming with so much hate"
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