The Morning Spew

"Mommy, its eating my soul!"

Bless their little hearts. They don't realize that they will be giving me 95% of their paycheck for their free college.

New Hansel and Gretel cover art.

she scares me too, can't blame the little one.

kids sense evil

Telling the kid she'll be saddling her with trillions of dollars of debt wasn't a good idea in retrospect....

Is the guy in the upper right holding the broom she flew in on?

That girls face = priceless!

I guess the one on the right is going into the oven first.

little one says "ewwww something smells like mothballs!!"

she probably ate their French Fries....

@DanRiehl I bet she's pinching that little girl!

@_wintergirl93 "but I don't wanna play softball when I grow up, go away..."

Poor kid probably has the old hag nightmares...and now knows they are real.

"Now children, you must eat. We've got to have you fattened up by the inauguration dinner..."