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These hashtags and twitters alarm and confuse me, the Internet has me convinced that at 30 I should be checked into a convalescence home

But have you yelled at kids to get off your lawn yet? That's the true test of oldness.

No but I really wish my neighbor's cat would stop crapping on my footpath, does that count?

We'll count it if they treat the cat as their child.

To date their children have not yet crapped on my footpath, so it's up in the air so far whether they treat it as their own kid.